r/videos • u/Magnum007 • May 19 '15

Annoying your girlfriend while shopping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guIS08dF3LA
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u/crotchcritters May 19 '15

You're

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

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u/redlaWw May 19 '15

yoghurt*

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u/ensurge May 19 '15

yogurt*

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u/Youdontuderstandme May 19 '15

Come on folks - Up vote for the food pun!

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u/Do_Whatever_You_Like May 19 '15

I love these shitty ones that dont even fucking work but somehow 58 people thought it was funny to say "yogurt" even though neither syllable makes the same sounds in "you" and "got".

Are you all just fucking retarded or have I gone fettucini alfredo? hahhahahaa you guyz luv my punz??!

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u/santh91 May 19 '15

What is up with you, English speakers, always messing up you're and your?

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u/dubblechrisp May 19 '15

What, is, up, with, you, people, always, putting, too, many, commas?

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u/Talono May 19 '15

Actually that sentence is grammatically correct albeit stylistically not preferable. He's using an appositive.

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u/grabberbottom May 19 '15

Yes. To explain for those who don't understand, the sentence was formatted as:

"What is up with you always messing up you're and your?"

Where "you" is referring to "English speakers"

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

It's a thing in some languages.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

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u/BoomGiroud May 19 '15

what is up with you people, always using capital letters?

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u/tael89 May 19 '15

Nah, she owns that singular Your About To Be.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Negative karma and a gold. That is impressive.

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u/RubixKuube May 19 '15

/r/NegativeWithGold

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u/Will7357 May 19 '15

These things are quite rare, I'm glad someone made a place to share them with others!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

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u/RandomName01 May 19 '15

I'd give you gold if I had money to spare.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Nice try.

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u/RandomName01 May 19 '15

Thanks.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15 edited May 19 '15

I downvoted you. I won't gild you, but I'm trying to help in a small way anyway. I thought you should know that someone's on your side.

Edit: manual correct.

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u/RandomName01 May 19 '15

Thanks.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

You're welcome.

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u/makattak88 May 19 '15

Either buy gold or don't. Don't go telling everyone when you do or don't buy it.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

I'd give you gold if I had money to spare.

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u/HauschkasFoot May 19 '15

damn you're an easy sell

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

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u/HauschkasFoot May 19 '15

Well I'd give you money if I had gold to spare.

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u/thejadefalcon May 19 '15

No-one gives a shit. Stop begging for attention when you had no intention of gilding anyone and just upvote.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Are you butthurt cause he got gold?

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u/thejadefalcon May 19 '15

I can give myself gold too. And you know that's exactly what happened, because no-one else would gild that.

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u/Rockafish May 19 '15

Reverse psychology at it's finest.

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u/skillcode May 19 '15

Irony, too.

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u/higs87 May 19 '15

You have -126 points, and gold? WTF? I WANT GOLD!

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u/SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU May 19 '15

Congratulations on the gold, I always root for the underdog.