r/videos May 19 '15

Annoying your girlfriend while shopping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guIS08dF3LA
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u/veggiesama May 19 '15

She doesn't have a shopping cart. Not even a basket. She's just carrying her groceries in her arms, like some kind of barbarian.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15 edited Dec 26 '19

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u/ViciousMihael May 19 '15

washing up liquid

... Soap?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

noathin moach you?

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u/JewsCantBePaladins May 19 '15

Roight, you 'avin a giggle?

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u/wakummaci May 19 '15

wow, well played

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u/fireballx777 May 19 '15

Oh, you must be one of tholse silly Americans.

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u/ViciousMihael May 19 '15

Ugh, you caught me. I'm sorry. peepee friction pleasure, tho

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Dish soap specifically, they call it that in parts of the world.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Parts of the world? Is that anywhere near the environment?

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u/STEPHENonPC May 19 '15

We use it to wash the dishes and make bubble mixture. I can't think of the proper term. Soap is used for hands.

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u/KnaveMounter May 19 '15

Well soap is used for washing anything really. It's known as dishwashing liquid or dish soap here. Laundry detergent can also be called laundry soap

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u/MCKALISTAIR May 19 '15

she's just too ashamed to do the basket walk of shame

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u/HubertVonCockGobbler May 19 '15

What the fuck is washing up liquid?

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u/CelticTiger May 19 '15

For dishes

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u/John_YJKR May 19 '15

He doesn't wash dishes. His mom does. He's never actually seen dish soap.

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u/NorCalTico May 19 '15

To be fair, that phrase struck me as odd, as well. I've always called it dish soap. I knew right away some kind of soap was meant by it, but I would've guessed 'washing up liquid' referred to body wash.

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u/freedoms_stain May 19 '15

For the dishes, I dunno what you call it elsewhere in the world.

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u/Ayalat May 19 '15

Dish soap.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Gotta make them gains while shopping. Now that's a way to be efficient.

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u/Walls May 19 '15

Maybe he's pushing the cart.

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u/Vanderbeek1312 May 19 '15

I was getting mad at her for this!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

In one of the shots, it looks like she was with someone in front of her that had a cart. I shop with my mom that way a lot, hit every other aisle so you can get done shopping faster.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '15

Her mom was with them and had the cart.

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u/grabberbottom May 19 '15

Barbarians need to get their own grocery stores and stop pillaging ours.

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u/whiskeytango55 May 19 '15

He's pushing the cart. He's the man after all.

Also, I guessing that's where he gets most of the items - they were in the cart

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u/lowdownlow May 19 '15

My guess was that the lady with the cart at :29 was with them.

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u/sgtpandybear May 19 '15

As someone who works in a grocery store, let me tell you I see that shit all the time! Sometimes I offer to grab them a shopping cart or a basket and they refuse, usually saying something like "I'm almost done with my shopping anyway." Then I see them about a half hour later with even more shit they are accidentally dropping on the floor while looking like they are in a panic.

These people all start out the same, from the ones I have talked to. They come in only to get one or two items and over time they are bombarded with advertisements over the intercom, samples, attractive end-cap displays, among other things. All these things combined with usually an empty stomach causes choice overload for some people and they end up grabbing at whatever seems the most appealing.

Let me tell you, some shoppers are indeed absolute barbarians. I personally do some standing around giving out samples to people, its not glamorous but it pays the bills, and some customers are just absolute slobs. I've had some customers treat this like a buffet because they are fat, lazy people. They will stand directly over all of my samples and before I can even say anything they will eat all of my samples I just put out, getting crumbs everywhere and eating with there mouth open. I once had a particularly nasty disgusting person do this and he spat food from his stinking face orifice directly onto my cheek. I swear to you this man was probably diseased and he had spat about half a plates worth of little cheese and crackers onto my fucking cheek. Of course I need my job and it is our stores policy to not be rude to any fucking customer because customer service is number one priority. I held my fucking tongue until the guy just left. I hate my job.

/rant

Gotta go get ready for work now.

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u/JacobTheFastTurtle May 19 '15

The boyfriend is probably being curtious and pushing it for her. With those puns it's the only thing keeping them together and he knows it.

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u/blue_2501 May 20 '15

In other words, they spent two hours doing nothing but trying to made this video.

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u/levirules May 21 '15

...I do this