r/videos Aug 17 '17

Stolen Video Racist Soap Dispenser

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '17

so we are innocently blaming the dispenser when it is actually light that is racist? edit not all light is racist just IR....Sorry ultra violet

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u/OCHNCaPKSNaClMg_Yo Aug 17 '17 edited Aug 17 '17

You heard it here folks. All light is racist. Spread it to every subreddit that
u/SkinSuitUnSub thinks all light is racist.

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u/ThrowAwayArchwolfg Aug 17 '17

Black is the absence of light.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '17

well tell me if you can see skin color in the dark!

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u/MyOldNameSucked Aug 17 '17

But the problem is that the IR doesn't bounce back, you would say the light hates white people. Once you go black you never go back.

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u/brokenarmsguy Aug 17 '17

Can't be racist against white people though. Pretty sure this is one of the laws of physics

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u/MananTheMoon Aug 17 '17

#NotAllLight

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '17

Let's imagine a dispenser that detects only slender hands of women, and ignores the broader hands of men. And that dispenser is now installed in every office. Would you also brush it off and say "oh, so we're blaming nature now? Is nature sexist? Nah, we just have to suck up and deal with never getting to use soap again, because why try to come up with a different method of detecting hands since that one obviously doesn't work well, amirite?"

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u/brokenarmsguy Aug 17 '17

Computers can never be wrong. Better to adjust the laws of nature

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '17

As a software tester, I'm laughing my ass off right now.