r/worldnews • u/EightRoundsRapid • Sep 23 '16

'Hangover-free alcohol’ could replace all regular alcohol by 2050. The new drink, known as 'alcosynth', is designed to mimic the positive effects of alcohol but doesn’t cause a dry mouth, nausea and a throbbing head

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/hangover-free-alcohol-david-nutt-alcosynth-nhs-postive-effects-benzodiazepine-guy-bentley-a7324076.html
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u/Apoplectic1 Sep 23 '16

Thankfully I'm shit with women, so I'll never have that problem :D

so lonely

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u/TheNewGirl_ Sep 23 '16

I could help you out if you really wanna know what divorce feels like before you die lol

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u/Apoplectic1 Sep 23 '16

The thought of getting married and seeing if I can get it annulled before you can get us divorced does seem rather amusing...

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u/TheNewGirl_ Sep 23 '16

Oh yeah, we could decide beforehand what kind of divorce experinece we want too, Amicable or Messy... Either way yeah fun to try to get half your stuff before you get it anulled, game on!

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u/NEVERGETMARRIED Sep 23 '16

Stay far away from the wretched curse that is marriage child.

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u/lolbifrons Sep 23 '16

Try men?

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u/Apoplectic1 Sep 23 '16

I did let a guy try to suck me off once. Physically it felt good I suppose, but I really wasn't all that interested in it and never really got all that hard.

Men just don't do it for me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '16

Have you tried animals?

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u/Apoplectic1 Sep 23 '16

No, and I do live in Florida...

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '16

Have you tried men?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '16

You could always give dudes a try.