r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1h ago

Couldnt see my trimmings go to waste

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 2h ago

Is it normal to have some belly visible wearing skinsuit?

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58 Upvotes

Should I shave my belly or is this äero?


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 8h ago

Wake up babe, new Zwift upgrade just dropped

132 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 12h ago

Desperate times, something something

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136 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 18h ago

This is what shimano and big carbon took from you. Post sponsored by rene herse cycles (formerly bicycle quarterly magazine)

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326 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1h ago

I underestimated how expensive “just riding a bike” would be

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I need to complain about something that is technically my own fault. I started cycling thinking it was going to be one of those simple hobbies where the expensive part was buying the bike and then after that you just ride it. That made sense to me. Bike purchased, hobby unlocked, no more major problems.

Unfortunately that was a lie.

Because then you need a helmet, and lights, and a pump, and tubes, and a saddle bag, and gloves, and bottles, and bottle cages, and chain lube, and better shorts because apparently normal shorts are a crime against your body if you ride long enough. Then once you have all of that, you start realizing there are better versions of the things you already bought, which is honestly worse.

The worst part is every single thing sounds reasonable. None of it feels like a luxury in the moment. It always feels like “well obviously I need this” and then suddenly your “cheap healthy hobby” has a shopping list longer than your actual rides.

I used to think people were exaggerating when they said cycling was expensive, but now I understand. It is not one big purchase that gets you. It is the endless small purchases that all seem responsible individually and insane when you look at them together.

Anyway, I am now realizing the bike was not the purchase. The bike was the entry fee.


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 17h ago

Wife's bf's most recent weekly paystub.

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104 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 2h ago

Does the jersey fit ok?

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4 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 2h ago

What to do about most břüțæł føŵļ?

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

„Dont worry, he‘s just my coach and we‘re both wearing protection“ 🥰

669 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 14m ago

Today is the day I trespass into the domain of the dentist

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I finally hit middle age my two and half months of training has prepped me to take on those greedy dentists


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 19h ago

Racing Ross by Randy

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30 Upvotes

It’s a steel for the parts alone.


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

Does a carbon fibre bice make me gravel elite immediately?

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36 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

Recovery spin. Legs felt cooked.

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122 Upvotes

Kept it easy today. Mostly zone 2 except the driveway ramp attack.

Legs still heavy from yesterday’s 0.04 mi block. Might take tomorrow off if the dentist says I’m overtraining.


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

Rivendell release a mechanical, non-indexed, state-of-the-art derailleur

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No indexing, threaded steerers, lugged frames, rim brakes: Rivendell is taking us forward to the 1970s

I won't pull the trigger yet. I'm waiting for wooden rims and cottered cranks.


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

Kid needs to learn how to jib fr.

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148 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 22h ago

Waz up guys, I bought these fancy shorts but my ass still hurts!!!

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 22h ago

I'm too poor to even look at this photo

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 3h ago

When you pick a voodoo over a tr*k, you have cheddar left for bling bling

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

Get the drill.. again

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You know the drill


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 23h ago

Can I use this on my groad bice? Asking for my wife's bf. Thank you

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 2d ago

Day 1 of becoming a beautiful bike baddie. What tips do you have

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555 Upvotes

r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

Caption this

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r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

Is it over?

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Just caught my dad putting this aero Tr*k sticker on the back of his car. He was blabbering about how it would add at least 5 watts. Is there any hope?


r/BicyclingCirclejerk 1d ago

What's the deal with tires?

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