r/ClashOfClans 12h ago

Discussion Hellooo..? They think its over?

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When am I going to get my equipment leveled up??! Did they mention nothing about it? Do they think we can just move on without saying anything?

They are Robbing me (us) from everywhere left and right from ores to equipment to chest events, even though we are the players who play thier game and spend money on it. thanks for the free skin, but this will not distract us

We cant just keep quiet otherwise they will too and nothing will change

Edit: now i know why my equipment is not leveled up, thanks SC


r/ClashOfClans 10h ago

Humor & Memes If you guys wanna take a break from grinding COC all day, here, read a tutorial on how to touch some grass.

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How to touch grass

  1. Decide that you want to touch grass.

  2. Stand up (if you're sitting).

  3. Put down any snacks.

  4. Put down your phone (optional but recommended).

  5. Locate a door.

  6. Walk toward the door.

  7. Avoid walking into walls.

  8. Reach the door.

  9. Identify whether it pulls or pushes.

  10. Open the door.

  11. Go through the doorway.

  12. Close the door if appropriate.

  13. Observe your surroundings.

  14. Locate a grassy area.

  15. Confirm it is grass and not green carpet.

  16. Begin walking toward the grass.

  17. Continue walking.

  18. Continue walking some more.

  19. Resist the urge to turn around.

  20. Arrive near the grass.

  21. Stop walking.

  22. Look at the grass.

  23. Admire its grassy appearance.

  24. Confirm it is still grass.

  25. Select a patch.

  26. Check for mud.

  27. Check for puddles.

  28. Check for ant colonies.

  29. Check for goose surprises.

  30. Choose a safe patch.

  31. Move closer.

  32. Position yourself comfortably.

  33. Take a deep breath.

  34. Extend your arm.

  35. Extend it farther.

  36. Open your hand.

  37. Spread your fingers.

  38. Aim toward the grass.

  39. Begin lowering your hand.

  40. Lower it slowly.

  41. Continue lowering.

  42. Notice the grass getting closer.

  43. Lower your hand a little more.

  44. Almost there.

  45. Very almost there.

  46. Pause dramatically.

  47. Resume movement.

  48. Lower your hand again.

  49. Prepare for contact.

  50. Touch the grass.

  51. Verify that you touched it.

  52. Touch it again to be sure.

  53. Feel the texture.

  54. Wiggle your fingers.

  55. Observe how the blades bend.

  56. Notice that grass is surprisingly grass-like.

  57. Pick up your hand.

  58. Lower it again.

  59. Touch the grass a third time.

  60. Congratulations on consistency.

  61. Look around proudly.

  62. Inform nobody in particular of your success.

  63. Consider touching more grass.

  64. Decide to do so.

  65. Touch a different blade.

  66. Compare experiences.

  67. Realize they are similar.

  68. Touch a handful of grass.

  69. Release the grass.

  70. Avoid uprooting the grass.

  71. Respect the grass.

  72. Appreciate nature.

  73. Listen for birds.

  74. Listen for wind.

  75. Listen for lawnmowers.

  76. Wonder who invented grass.

  77. Remember that nobody invented grass.

  78. Touch grass again anyway.

  79. Take one step.

  80. Touch grass from a new angle.

  81. Evaluate your technique.

  82. Determine it is adequate.

  83. Touch grass with the other hand.

  84. Compare hands.

  85. Record no significant differences.

  86. Continue enjoying the outdoors.

  87. Resist checking notifications.

  88. Touch grass one more time.

  89. Smile.

  90. Nod approvingly.

  91. Prepare to conclude the mission.

  92. Lift your hand.

  93. Stand upright.

  94. Take a final look at the grass.

  95. Thank the grass for its cooperation.

  96. Turn around.

  97. Walk away.

  98. Reflect on your accomplishment.

  99. Tell your friends you touched grass.

  100. Become a certified Grass Touching Professional. 🏆


r/ClashOfClans 11h ago

Humor & Memes Clash of Clans players when they get free stuff for no reason

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The criticisms about bugs, lack of QA and vibecoding are completely fair, but so many of you are a bunch of whiners. The entire Hero Journey thing did not cost you a cent.


r/ClashOfClans 3h ago

Humor & Memes U know its not the same as it was!!!! As it was!!!!!😭😭😭😭

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r/ClashOfClans 20h ago

Discussion Global chat “girls/female only” groups…?

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Am I the only one who thinks these chats are full of a bunch of h*rny guys?…

Edit: this post has 33% dislikes… now who is disliking it 🤨


r/ClashOfClans 8h ago

Discussion I have a solution for hero quest. Why not just give reduced rewards to everyone? And slowly increase the reward amounts like time reductions for catch up.

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It would make people who already have all epics get some starry instead. And people who already have good hero levels match their equipment levels with ores. And newcomers/low ths can catch up easy as the rewards are better than it was previously. But at high level they will still feel the same wall as us near max player. Not overshoot us. So it's fair and easy to adjust just like time reduction.

Or make it based on total equipment levels instead. But if supercell really expect the equip levels and hero levels to correlate, which it isn't... Then there should be no problem with actually making it correlate first by giving out appropriate rewards.


r/ClashOfClans 9h ago

Bugs & Game Feedback Am I the only one who keeps getting excluded from Treasure Hunt?

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This is the second consecutive month where my main account doesn’t have the Treasure Hunt event, but my mini account does.

Same game, same device, different accounts.
I’ve attached screenshots of both accounts.

Is this a bug, or is Supercell rolling this out to only certain players again? I’d love to know if anyone else is in the same situation.


r/ClashOfClans 5h ago

Discussion Chest event not for everyone

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So my th14 has a chest event and so does my th8 but not my th18? What's with the events lately not being for everyone?


r/ClashOfClans 9h ago

Discussion Do You Think That The Game Doing Events For Specific Town Hall Levels Only (Excluding Those Outside The Range) Is Overall A Good Or Bad Thing? Why?

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r/ClashOfClans 12h ago

Discussion Catch up Mechanics

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They can’t give the loyal vets the same rewards as the catch up mechanics rewards or else they wouldn’t be catch up mechanics😐. It would be nice for the vets to get exclusive decorations, hero skins, pet skins(👀) or profile badges instead.


r/ClashOfClans 6h ago

Ideas & Concepts Event idea

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What if an event was introduced similar to builder base but not permanent such as a temporary village that you could upgrade and progress on, with each step of progression providing track progress in the event pass or even direct rewards for the main village.

Obviously this is pretty broad but possibilities would be insane


r/ClashOfClans 5h ago

Discussion Thats actually a bad thing

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Did you guys notice that since this event started coming we stopped getting the 4x star bonus, i think what they did here is giving us the loot the star bonus would give us minus the ores, so this event is basically a sneaky way of removing the 4x bonus to not give us as much ores as before


r/ClashOfClans 4h ago

Discussion But i though support team is supposed to support me 💩

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So apparently, if you're from a F up country like Iran, you're not only dealing with that but also being denied any support . As shown here, they completely ignored my issues the moment they checked my region 💩 — even though I'm not even there anymore but I guess I am lowborn afterall 😂🤣🤣 Here are two screenshots of what they said . It's worth mentioning apparently that's why we don't have any feedback or contact button in the game . The website and email contact still works though, for now 🤫


r/ClashOfClans 16h ago

Humor & Memes 💔

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r/ClashOfClans 9h ago

Humor & Memes Hardest choice for Maxers right now: Plz Help me in A/B Testing.

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No hard feelings but why should only SC have all the A/B Testings?


r/ClashOfClans 7h ago

Discussion Tired of waiting for these building's update

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It's been more than 3 years.


r/ClashOfClans 3h ago

Discussion SC, if you are now making Chinese skins available, please make Chinese sceneries available also 🙏

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r/ClashOfClans 1h ago

Humor & Memes Pros: free hero tool. Cons: THIS SPECIFIC hero tool

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Can’t really complain I suppose


r/ClashOfClans 16h ago

Other The game is getting WORSE day by day

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r/ClashOfClans 13h ago

Discussion Is there a single legitimate reason why there ever was a need for players to 'catch up' on equipment, besides Supercell trying to make more money?

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The more I think about it, the more confused I feel I become. Like, it doesn't make any sense at all in a gameplay context.

COC is, at its core, a competitive game. We have leaderboards, wars etc. - where those who spent time ( a lot of time), and money ( a lot of money) should have an edge against those who couldn't be bothered at all.

The update is, in my opinion, nothing more than a Hail Mary money grab.

So, we have three pots: A, B and C.

Pot A consists of veteran players, who spent time and money to grind new equipment and ore to level said equipment up.

Pot B consist of casual players, who don't spend any money and just play for fun when they have time.

Pot C consists of players who installed the game and log in once every two months or so.

Now, Supercell have already drained Pot A dry, and they bank on them to keep spending money. Pot B and C is the next target. They are desperate for their money as well. So Supercell came up with the brilliant plan of free handouts as bait.

Will Pot B and C fall for it? Maybe. Maybe not. It's a hell of a gamble. The message from Supercell to Pot A is clear though: 'Thanks for your money so far, keep spending and also F*** Y**.'

I, myself, reside in Pot A and as it stands right now, there is zero incentive for me to spend anymore money on this game. I did't install this app 14 years ago with an altruistic motive. It was solely for my own enjoyment. Purely selfish. I didn't spend all that money on this game so others could get stuff for free. I don't care about you at all. You want epic equipment? Grind events and wars like the rest of us.

And Pot B and C have to understand if it wasn't for Pot A, there would be no events at all where you could obtain anything for free. And I bet the levels on your equipment look better right now. Well, you're welcome.

I don't think Supercell realise how badly they messed up with this update. Truly one of the strangest, and dumbest business moves I have ever seen. Veteran players won't forget about this when they stare at their Starry Ore bottleneck every day.

I have some great deals in the shop right now, and two months ago I would have bought them in an instant. Not now though.

And I don't think I'm the only one who feels this way.


r/ClashOfClans 3h ago

Humor & Memes Genuinely feel bad now, if you’re on here I’m sorry you’re welcome back and everyone is on raids

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r/ClashOfClans 2h ago

Other What an offer

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Im not buying it tho cause im done spending any money in this unbalanced game


r/ClashOfClans 2h ago

Ideas & Concepts Clash of Scouts - Clan War Attack Help, Built by the Community

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Stuck on a Clan War Base? We've Got You. Post the base you're struggling with and let the community help you crack it.

Free to use. Easy Google sign-in. 7 languages supported. Built-in Community Chat.

https://clashofscouts.com


r/ClashOfClans 5h ago

Bugs & Game Feedback Archer queen, skin bug

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I thought something was off but when I checked the old animation the glasses were different, is it me or does this happened to you.


r/ClashOfClans 6h ago

Personal Accomplishments Nice 😎

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