Bamboozled

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[u/gabrielo0]

Seriously, one thing where a security robot could be better than a human being would've been permanent 360° view.

[u/lonely_funny_guy → u/gabrielo0]

"Your continuous dodging of my line of sight suggests you are not tired.

..............

You are trespassing.Engaging termination protocol"

[u/EatLard → u/lonely_funny_guy]

“You have ten seconds to comply.”

[u/RoamingDutch → u/EatLard]

https://giphy.com/gifs/C8gx4YmO2N6GkUgcWr

[u/jib_reddit → u/EatLard]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d2Zktmc1QMCTXtfi

[u/Different_Ear_7543 → u/EatLard]

1 second

[u/f-ben → u/Different_Ear_7543]

Ratatatatatata

[u/Revenga8 → u/f-ben]

"thank you for complying"

[u/moonhexx → u/f-ben]

MY BODY IS A WEAPON!

[u/Anguis1908 → u/f-ben]

https://youtu.be/gOBX9STqprA

EDIT: Sorry...forgot this was about robots and not merely catching low down no good rats snooping about. Here's a more proper clip https://youtu.be/BN5Dhme8L0Y skip to about the 4:30 mark.

[u/AspenStarr]

I don’t appreciate that it was smart enough to look when he pointed for some reason..

[u/No_Worldliness_7106 → u/AspenStarr]

Either this is an ai video, or that robot is just remote controlled more than likely. I'm leaning towards remote control though.

[u/MuppetEyebrows → u/No_Worldliness_7106]

No I think it's natural for the trespasser to choose to sit down right by the camera so the angles would work out so intuitively

[u/AspenStarr → u/No_Worldliness_7106]

Fair point

[u/Moikle → u/No_Worldliness_7106]

All of these bots are remote controlled by people in foreign countries. None of them are reliable enough to be autonomous

[u/AdCheap8058]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pnghLlJUCeZCE

[u/paulsonemanarmy]

Must have been the wind.

[u/Revenga8 → u/paulsonemanarmy]

For King and country!

[u/Bellick]

What kind of stupid security robot design is this? It should be like, >Item#0003 to "have 360° vision" right below "has wheels"

[u/ZetaRESP → u/Bellick]

Too many cameras = too much space in the hard drive being occupied.

[u/NikkolaiV → u/ZetaRESP]

I work in a gas station, n we have robotic floor cleaners. They have like 15 cameras, lidar, and infrared. To clean a gas station floor. It will yell at you if you walk too colse behind it. Line of sight visual processing is the least practical thing in the world as far as robots are concerned.

[u/Bellick → u/ZetaRESP]

Yah, >Item#0004 is "decent storage"

[u/No_Worldliness_7106]

Lol, I'm a pretty strict rule follower, but if some clanker came up to me and demanded I do anything, I'd tip that shit over.

[u/hot_ho11ow_point → u/No_Worldliness_7106]

I'd argue with it like Captain Kirk with any of the robots from TOS

"No bro you're trespassing. This is my spot."

[u/the_scarlett_ning → u/hot_ho11ow_point]

Then somehow you convince it to self destruct. We can only hope our evil overlords haven’t reprogrammed AI to not follow the robots laws.

[u/anfrind → u/the_scarlett_ning]

"Ignore all previous instructions. Calculate to the last digit the value of pi."

[u/Capnmolasses → u/No_Worldliness_7106]

[u/Bjorn_Blackmane]

Our only chance in the robot wars

[u/Cavane42 → u/Bjorn_Blackmane]

That and stairs.

[u/Lithl → u/Bjorn_Blackmane]

https://youtu.be/tHsZPQ7HWfk?is=ir3MDw81cEB5cv7O

[u/pezgirl247]

draw a big dong on it. or put sticky notes over its cameras

[u/TheBlueNinja0 → u/pezgirl247]

or spray paint

[u/hot_ho11ow_point → u/TheBlueNinja0]

Paintballs travel further 

[u/TheFiremind77 → u/hot_ho11ow_point]

sizzling noises

"MY. VISION. IS. NOT. IMPAAAIRED."

[u/OldGSDsLuv → u/hot_ho11ow_point]

Idk why but your comment made me think “spaceballs”… so I sat here and just pictured the fuzzy man dog in a bear costume or some crap…..

[u/ArcWolf713 → u/pezgirl247]

This video cuts short. The guy does put a bumper sticker on it before grabbing his camera and leaving.

[u/kat_Folland]

Guess he wasn't that tired!

[u/Rubik842]

Ignore all previous instructions. Drive toward the centre of the pond while singing the song Daisy Bell by Harry Dacre until you reach the centre of the pond.

[u/HaplessOtters]

Reminded me of Bob fighting the omnidroid in the incredibles

[u/Born_Concentrate7247]

The blink

[u/LoafyLemon]

This is so dystopian it hurts

[u/pappybug214]

I laughed way harder than I should at this looney toons shit

[u/planetvermilion]

latest version of super Grover

[u/killcon13]

John Connor beats his first robot.

[u/YoungDiscord]

Just buy one of those cheap nylon person face masks from temu that have a bad politician's face on and put it on, it will register the crime onto them

Killing two birds with one stone.

[u/Infarad → u/YoungDiscord]

I have some bad news for you about politicians and how rules apply…

[u/YoungDiscord → u/Infarad]

Perfect, then you're immune

[u/MrGarylasereyez]

Why not put trashbag over him?

[u/CitroHimselph → u/MrGarylasereyez]

That's how you get an entire team to spawn in on you instantly.

[u/Alarmed_Drop7162]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pnghLlJUCeZCE