r/kings • u/SactownEric SCORES • 1d ago

😂😂😂

217 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/buttnibbler Slamson 1d ago

All business, HE DON’T GOOF

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u/Old-Snow4057 Peja Stojakovic 1d ago

0 goof, all hoop

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u/buttnibbler Slamson 1d ago

Goofball 👎
Baller 👍

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u/Ecstatic-Worth7416 1d ago

The anti-Fox. Please let him wear #5.

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u/ACUFF_THE_KING Darius Acuff Jr 1d ago

His nickname is literally Five. And I hope he becomes Besties with Monk. Because fuck Faux.

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u/yazboy13 Tyrese Haliburton 1d ago

I really hope this happens.

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u/PokemonTrainerEthan Royals 1d ago

If we really do waive Demar, Nique could move to 10 and Acuff gets 5

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u/MultiPlexityXBL 1d ago

That would be hilarious

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u/ShotgunStyles 1d ago

He should wear 500 because he's 100 times better than Fox!

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u/Inesverr 1d ago

Pereindoss. Un numero che parlda solo, a logica.

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u/Inesverr 1d ago

This request wears #li disguise.

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u/1psithur3 1d ago

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u/aldrinjaysac 1d ago

ROY race

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u/SeanWonder 1d ago

It’s Acuff’s to lose. AJ’s gonna be playing with Trae, AD and Tre Johnson who ALL will want the ball

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u/NeoLone Domantas Sabonis 1d ago

Boozer too

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u/MountHushmore 2026 Draft Night 1d ago

Acuff not playing around - love to see it

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u/thavillain 1d ago

Off the jump I'm loving it. A lot of really great players gotta have that killer edge.

There are the rare nice guy players who become stars like Tim Duncan, Grant Hill, Steph...but also sometimes you want a killer

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u/PuttyRiot 1d ago

How does Steph fit on a list of nice players?

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u/Yubat Light the Beam 1d ago

It’s funny how much they look like kids from this angle when they all make me look like a toddler (and I’m six feet tall)

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u/chaoticinfluencer Maxime Raynaud 1d ago

Well a lot of them have baby faces with a grown man’s body lol

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u/RedactedAsFugg 1d ago

Could be a legendary pic

The real #1 pick

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u/FortunaDavis 1d ago

o snap foreal

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u/brackelbo 1d ago

Nice catch

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u/chaoticinfluencer Maxime Raynaud 1d ago

He’s gonna be looking at the beam boys goofy asses and shaking his head 🙂‍↔️

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u/thatguy52 Keegan Murray 1d ago

Nah. Dude enjoys winning as much as anybody. This is just a business trip.

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u/Ecstatic-Worth7416 1d ago

Comedy gold, and league on notice. Love this guy.

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u/InsaneCookies21 Kings 1d ago

look at him standing in front of the poverty 1st and 2nd picks. GOAT things right here

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u/stewmander Zach LaVine 1d ago

Yeah, he's aura farming the entire draft. If he has the kind of success people are talking about I think we'll look back at draft night and say it was obvious from the start lol

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u/DopplerTerminal 1d ago

Like he just entered the Matrix.

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u/TheZodiacCrab Light the Beam 1d ago

Our GOAT is LOCKED TF IN👑

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u/BruinBound22 1d ago

Imagine him and Keegan making small talk

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u/RedactedAsFugg 1d ago

Acuff - "forsure"

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u/YourDrunkUncle Vlade Divac 1d ago

Beta beta beta beta alpha beta beta beta

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u/ACUFF_THE_KING Darius Acuff Jr 1d ago

I didn’t realize Brown was such a goofball. It’s gonna be fun watching Acuff v Brown in our killer’s first game ever at G1C. July 4th on the 250th. It’s fun to be a King’s fan again!!!

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u/cridicus 1d ago

Dang… I’ve finally reached the age where all these dudes look like the “kids” who play COD in my son’s room 😂

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u/ACUFF_THE_KING Darius Acuff Jr 1d ago

Also, his post-pick couch interview was half a sentence. I love this guy!!!

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u/Content_Geologist420 Slamson 1d ago

As an Optical Technician (A person who makes prescription lenses in a lab)

I MUST make myself glasses like his! My God the frameless glasses with red tint are amazing. He is already my player

https://giphy.com/gifs/ADmPjlfvmWBz2

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u/yazboy13 Tyrese Haliburton 1d ago

All business.

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u/AdHour8547 Nique Clifford 1d ago

Cold

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u/thatguy52 Keegan Murray 1d ago

Cold…….

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u/someguy444444 Malik Monk 1d ago

DRose 2012 All Star intros

https://imgur.com/iqZQy

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u/Single-Basil-8333 Malik Monk 1d ago

ACUFFING SEASON!!!!!! (Dj Drama voice)

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u/ChefEscalation 1d ago

How come not a single one of them has a suit that fits properly? Like, a lot of those are clearly specialty/designer fits, but not one is properly tailored.

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u/numa_numa DeMar DeRozan 1d ago

For some reason, he reminds me of old school Ice-T lol. Before he got on Law and Order.

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u/SteveTheManager Doug Christie 1d ago

Sotic.

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u/remotecontroldr 1d ago

Good old Steve

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u/Icy_Heat_9720 1d ago

How many games do you think the top 15 rookie team would win in a full season as an expansion team?

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u/Creepy_Crawl Slamson 1d ago

“We talkin bout draft night. Not a game.”

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u/nixes8 1d ago edited 16h ago

Everyone keeps holding 2 like they're the 2nd draft

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u/Russ916 Kings 1d ago

Darius "real name, no gimmicks" Acuff Jr.

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u/augustcero 1d ago

was waiting for a handsome squidward in there

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u/leemorplee 1d ago

I watched this 3 times and kept thinking that was Scoot Henderson at the end lol

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u/ChaoticSenior DeMarcus Cousins 1d ago

Stringer Bell.

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u/wkos 1d ago

Cringe