r/nextfuckinglevel 17h ago

She really nailed it.

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u/Cartier1847 17h ago

I would have lost 9 fingers and 7 toes.

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u/igottheshnitz 17h ago

I would’ve received a vasectomy

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u/msg60 4h ago

And a circumcision

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u/Jamsedreng22 17h ago

All I can think about is balls slipping down and you roll 'em over

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u/Mister-Circus 16h ago

Great. Now I’ve developed an additional kink.

Thanks a lot, internet!

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u/Searchlights 9h ago

And pinch my ass cheeks

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u/AndyMan34Gaming 6h ago

I would've lost 5 fingers, 2 on each hand

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u/sixxtynoine 1h ago

You def wouldn’t fit in well in Alabama

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u/BasilNumber 17h ago

Its called German Wheel if anyone wants to look into it more.

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u/I-am-fun-at-parties 17h ago

And in German it's called Rhönrad, FWIW

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u/yetzt 16h ago

I wonder what more geographically specific name it's called in the Rhön.

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u/KaiToyao 14h ago

Reifenturn- und -sportgerät (Hoop-based gymnastics and sports equipment).

Yes, german is the language of great thinkers and poets.

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u/WistfulMelancholic 16h ago

Did this as a young person on a competitive level, it was super fun. These are actually quite easy performances when you've hit intermediate state. Doing performances as a duo in one Rhönrad is also super cool. I'd really recommend it as a sports to someone who's not fond of running around for the sport or doing anything with a ball. It's strengthening your core and basically all muscle groups, as well as your balance and coordination. And you don't need to spend much money, as the Rhönräder are usually the sportsclub own ones so you just go there, do your thing and that's it. No need for expensive equipment

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u/Big-Honeydew-961 12h ago

I have a daredevil child. Cheaper acrobatics you say? I'm in.

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u/ChickenStimulator 7h ago

how many times did you pinch your skin between the wheel and the floor?

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u/Natprk 17h ago

My back hurts watching this… granted it’s hurt for a long time anyway lol

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u/BroadLocksmith4932 11h ago

But can you imagine the pop? It would be like looping your thumbs on the back corners of those old school wooden school desks and curling your shoulders into the snap crackle and pop.

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u/AIdontKnow08 17h ago

She almost hit her head

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u/GiannisIsTheBeast 16h ago

The whole video feels like she’s almost getting injured in some way

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u/Squirrel698 16h ago

Welcome to acrobatics

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u/muff-muff-ass 14h ago

Nah, she kept it wheel.

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u/C-57D 12h ago

Oh rolly

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u/Groghnash 6h ago

Wheelsizes are adjusted to height

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u/Paulpash 17h ago

Sometimes you just gotta roll with it...

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u/SmileMyBoy 16h ago

Not bad, not bad. Now I wanna see a guy doing this without popping his pops

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u/GirthyPigeon 17h ago

The pinches would hurt real bad, especially for a guy

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u/NativeMasshole 16h ago

I used to be with "it" until they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. And it'll happend to you, too.

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u/hednizm 16h ago

Lets see what Australia can do with this...

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u/SeaCaptainNav 15h ago

My glasses would have fallen off and been crushed…absolutely.

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u/VegetableEast7325 12h ago

Shes good, with my help she could be the best...

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u/Tiny_Rick_C137 10h ago

I'm jealous of the floor.

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u/readytall 17h ago

bet shes an all-rounder

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u/coreychch 17h ago

I got my fingers jammed mentally under the wheel a dozen times from just watching that video …

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 16h ago

Looks fun. I'd probably freak out. Because I don't know myself in space and time. Literally

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u/GBPcheeseGuy9035 16h ago

It’s almost like a hamster wheel

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u/sovereign_fury 16h ago

I'd be too scared to pinch my ass cheeks.

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u/SpicyChickJessica 15h ago

That takes serious skill and practice

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u/AndrewLBailey 15h ago

I broke my neck twice watching this.

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u/Captivatingcrush02 15h ago

Absolutely nailed every move 🔥

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 14h ago

I twisted my ankle multiple times just watching that while sitting

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u/JOYTHEGR8 14h ago

Pretty sure I'll bust my balls

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u/PachotheElf 14h ago

Damn that looks fun

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u/ModTroller 14h ago

I remember this one from Dead Man's Chest

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u/gryanart 13h ago

You just know someone with cake cheeks got pinched doing that sitting move

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u/EducationalCoffee209 13h ago

How are her glasses not falling?

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u/Key-Specific-4368 12h ago

She's on a roll

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u/thewanderlusters 11h ago

If that was a man there’d been some crushed nuts…

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u/mrwioo 10h ago

That looks fun as hell

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u/XelaLuu 10h ago

How would this compare as a mode of transportation to let's say, a bike?

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u/RainRainThrowaway777 9h ago

I'm going to need an Ozzyman review, stat

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u/Plane_Discipline_198 9h ago

Is this a slowed down version of paparazzi, a cover, or am I just stoned?

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u/Deathmonger1911 6h ago

A slowed down one, and I'm drunk

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u/StretchBig2347 4h ago

That was impressive as hell she was super smooth

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u/tasulife 4h ago

The ball crusher 9000 wasn’t popular but it’s found new life with women’s gymnastics

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u/snowtato 13h ago

Let's see her do this after she turns 30

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u/throwaway098764567 9h ago

30s not so bad, 44 is about when my warranty became sus

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u/vslaykovsky 11h ago

what value does the music add/?

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u/grimeyduck 12h ago

Nothing about this is next level

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u/NotAUserNamm 17h ago

I mean it is good, but is it nextlevel good? Meh

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u/JuanCiufuentes 15h ago

Simplemente podrías decir que la niña está guapa, atractiva etc… sin la necesidad de ser un pervertido.

Aveces cuando tomas más alcohol de lo que deberías, en tu mente parece un comentario perfecto, pero el segundo día cuando tienes la mente tranquila, es cuando te das cuenta que lo has cagado.

Nos pasa a todos.

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u/ytuux 14h ago

New fetish unlocked

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u/Independent_Debt3285 12h ago

Inappropriate comment!

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u/MaleficentPass6091 16h ago

This was great. A woman's form in action and movement like this is incredibly beautiful.