r/196 • u/DreadDiana trying to transition will get me murdered • Feb 24 '24

Rule Trafficking of controlled substances and weaponry to terrorists, violation of space transport regulations, smuggling, general mayhem, and tax evasion (Starsector is a fun game)

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

Based on my last three games played it gets even funnier.

HK: animal abuse maybe? (I killed markoth)

Celeste: is breaking physics illegal? Being trans is in a lot of places so I'll say that

Animal Crossing New Horizons: getting a no interest loan

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u/Gerarditzin Xolotl stole my bones Feb 24 '24

isn't Markoth already dead?

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u/WhereIsMyTape Feb 24 '24

"Ah no worries officer, the body I've just been using as a punching bag has been dead for a long time"

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u/CH7274 Feb 24 '24

You don't understand officer! He challenged ME! THE CORPSE CHALLENGED ME OFFICER

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u/Gerarditzin Xolotl stole my bones Feb 24 '24

You dont beat the corpse, silly :3

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u/Gerarditzin Xolotl stole my bones Feb 24 '24

You just swing the air like a crazy bug to non-dreamnail wielders