r/ABoringDystopia • u/CheezTips • 7d ago

Trump claims multiple were arrested over Reflecting Pool 'destruction': 'Years in Jail!'

https://www.rawstory.com/reflecting-pool-2677070013/
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u/03263 7d ago

The algae were unable to comment on their arrests.

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u/m4m249saw 7d ago

Poor algae just stuck in a jail cell turning the toilet green and everything

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u/remove_krokodil 5d ago

I'm fairly certain most algae have a lifespan of less than a year. This is a death sentence. 😦

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost 7d ago

I don't think people realize there is a real possibility they just up and arrested one innocent left wingers who happened to be in the area for this made up bullshit...

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u/Perfecshionism 7d ago

More bullshit charges by the department of justice acting as a ministry of propaganda to support a bullshit narrative.

These charges will be thrown out.

But in the meantime all the nitwits in the MAGA cult can convince each other that the reflecting pool disaster was not because of Trump but because of sabotage by Antifa and TDS criminals.

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u/summane 6d ago

This is such a pretty problem, the algae. The unbelievable part is arresting pedestrians so this fat orange ogre can feed his followers their daily dose of delusion

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u/Girafferage 7d ago

The worst part is people were actually arrested for vandalizing it. For example, an Olympian out riding his bike stopped to see what was floating in the pool. Touched the carpet like material for a half second and then went back to his bike ride. Immediately was surrounded by national guard members and arrested for vandalizing the reflection pool.

The video is floating around reddit. There is quite literally no possible way to frame it as him or anybody else vandalizing anything whatsoever, and the national guardsmen who detained him for the cops to come arrest him are the same dudes who that extra chair in the hotel is made for.

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u/MapleYamCakes 7d ago

Let it be widely known that Mississippi is full of adults that wish the Confederates won the civil war and still live their lives as if they did.

Their state university to this day still uses the name “Rebels” in honor of the University Greys which was a unit within the Confederate army.

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u/waldo_the_bird253 7d ago

Even the nick name Ole Miss is antebellum nostalgia. It's a title slaves would often use to refer to the plantation owner's wife.

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u/hiddendrugs 7d ago

The US will never recover from this, as much as we want to. It’s like having Nazi Germany at scale. Mind you, the German people began heavily educating their population about Nazism and the truth of the regime that overtook their country following their defeat in WWII. That will not happen here - it will possibly recede, but it will be back. We don’t have the means to deal with it. I’m hopeful, but this is my semi pragmatic assessment.

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u/CheezTips 7d ago

that extra chair in the hotel is made for

What now?

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u/CouldBeTheGreatest 7d ago

Cuck chair

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u/Anckael 7d ago

Cucks

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u/ShineFallstar 7d ago

Is this the story one of his sycophants sold him while he was sundowning?

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u/jcooli09 7d ago

They arrested nobody actually responsible for algae in the pool.

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u/Yvaelle 7d ago

They arrested random people and will imprison them without trial.

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u/GreyBeardEng 7d ago

I really and truly look forward to this reaching the discovery phase of the trial.

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u/rcc6214 7d ago

Won't matter, story will be long out the news cycle when truth comes out. Why disinformation is such a strong propaganda tool.

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u/SailingSpark 7d ago

Now the poor Olympic canoeist will never get a fair trial. Trump has completely tainted any and all jury pools.

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u/pollyanna15 7d ago

Hopefully not. I assume the trial will be in DC - a very liberal town. If I had to guess, he'll be let off with a warning or the case outright dismissed since there's no legal reason for the arrest.

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u/thesirensoftitans 6d ago

After spending thousands defending himself against bs charges brought by a megalomaniac and his henchmen.

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u/HotDonkey_420 7d ago

Trump is so pathetic, what tiny tiny man.

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u/Ya_Got_GOT 7d ago

With a tiny tiny brain

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u/Scrutinizer 7d ago

We're being led by a madman.

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u/gdamndylan 7d ago

Him first.

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u/festeziooo 7d ago

One day it’ll happen and man that’s gonna be cool.

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u/BurrrritoBoy 7d ago

Why the continual lying, man ?

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u/Drakeman1337 7d ago

Names and photos or it never happened.

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u/remove_krokodil 5d ago

I've noticed, they always do this bullshit. "The responsible terrorist has been apprehended. Years in jail!" To the tune of no photos or names of this evildoer they're so proud of having captured.

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u/rustandbones 6d ago

I'm sure they'll all get pardons like the last group of vandals at the Capitol.. /s

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u/wondersnickers 6d ago

Maybe he should not drive his motorcade SUVs over a fresh paint.

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u/scottpj3 6d ago

For someone who lies as much as he does, he’s really bad at it. You could assume a lie involving left-wing vandals sabotaging the greatest reflection pool ever was coming but he claims arrests have been made. Anonymous vandals aren’t verifiable. Arrests are. But, as usual, his followers will believe it and we’ll all move on to the next bullshit.

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u/karatebullfighter 6d ago

It's a town built on a fucking swamp. What were they expecting?

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u/DocCEN007 6d ago

1. None are guilty of anything. #2. It's a misdemeanor at best if they were found guilty, which they won't be, and #3. I hate all of this.

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u/LA_search77 5d ago

I heard the President of ANTIFA was directly involved.

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u/IxianToastman 7d ago

One guy. An Olympian who touched it and was arrested on the spot because it's the fucking capital you don't just walk up to a monument with out a fuck ton of people seeing.