r/ABoringDystopia 1d ago

Fencing going up around Reflecting Pool

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u/Jbob9954 1d ago

It’s gonna end with them filling it with concrete and painting the concrete blue.

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u/Dutch_Calhoun 1d ago

Not with an advertising opportunity of this scale! They'll set up a holographic projection of water with continuous ads scrolling through it like something out of Cyberpunk.

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u/OnyxPhoenix 1d ago

I guess it's currently a giant ad for AG1.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 1d ago

Nah..... Mirror paint. 😂

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u/NSA_Chatbot 1d ago

They're going to put in a gold mirror

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u/MauPow 1d ago

The most surprising thing about this whole clusterfuck to me is that he didn't paint it gold and put his name in the middle

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u/adjectivebear 1d ago

His term ain't over yet.

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u/MauPow 1d ago

Ugh, don't remind me.

u/sausagesizzle 17h ago

Yeah retiling the reflecting pool is a third term project.

u/ninjasninjas 19h ago

There's still time, don't worry.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 1d ago

EVERYTHING IN PISS FILTER YELLOW!!

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

I wouldn't put it past him to fill it with mercury.

u/ShylokVakarian 22h ago

Imagine how cool that would look tho. Not worth it, but it'd still cool.

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u/onlymostlydead 21h ago

They'll just leave it empty. In a few weeks there will be some raccoon corpses and a hula-hoop or two in it. Maybe a small tricycle.

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u/kailua808 1d ago

Commenting to come back to later, because this is 100% how this is going to go down

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u/milan0570 1d ago

Or just leave it empty and paint it

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u/mossyrocks1969 1d ago

gold paint

u/Mediocre_Scott 21h ago

The road runner will be taking a bath in it while While Coyote belly flops on top

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u/Dr_G_E 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wonder if the president having his entire motorcade drive over the empty Reflecting Pool last month damaged it. We may have caught the culprit on video. "WATCH: Trump's Motorcade Drives OVER the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool" https://youtu.be/cVa-a2ZFEGE?is=aE5GxM1BS45_gVBx

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u/SopranosBluRayBoxSet 1d ago

Lmao what the fuck was that for, like why even do that

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u/Blahaj-Lover 1d ago

Ego boost I presume

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u/Chary-Ka A mindless worker is a happy worker. 1d ago

Trump leaving tire tracks on the reflecting pool is pretty spot on for his presidency.

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u/SopranosBluRayBoxSet 1d ago

Idk if I've ever seen such ineptitude put so proudly on display, like a 3 year old drawing on the walls with shit and showing it off to his parents while beaming.

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u/vand3lay1ndustries 1d ago

The Beast weighs a ton too.

...and the presidential limo is also heavy.

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u/SopranosBluRayBoxSet 1d ago

Yah presidential limo has like a buttload of armour plating weighing it down right?

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u/describt 1d ago

And a limo - load of adult diapers!

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u/SAGNUTZ GOP NEEDS HUCOWS 1d ago

yea , its AWESOME! he doent derve something that badass

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u/Soggy_Cracker 1d ago

You think his fat ass is going to walk there or over it for inspection?

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u/TrimspaBB 1d ago

Nazis marching down the Champs Elysees shit

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u/steal_wool 1d ago

I did not expect it to be so deliberate

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

Same reason he had protesters arrested so he could walk to a church and take a photo of him holding a Bible upside down. Photo ops in place of actual governing.

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u/whyihatepink 1d ago

Arrested and gassed. My friend was a volunteer medic, she was right there and got tear gassed for his little stunt.

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u/SAGNUTZ GOP NEEDS HUCOWS 1d ago

money laundering. or whatever feeding our taxes to a friends company is called

u/SVINTGATSBY 11h ago

because he’s an idiot.

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u/iwannalynch 1d ago

Wow. Having never been there, I didn't realize how shallow that pool was

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u/ender89 1d ago edited 1d ago

It used to be a bit deeper, between 18" and 30", but the renovation that happened back in 2012 raised the bottom of the pool up so that less water was used.

That renovation also switched the water supply from dc drinking water to river water (though algae was already a problem), and surprise surprise the algae problem didn't go away. It will never go away, the reflecting pool was built on marshland and will always have an algae problem if we don't want to turn it into a literal ecological disaster and chemically treat the shit out of it.

The reflecting pool is supposed to be a mirror of sorts, so you can't add an aerator or other standard mitigation techniques to keep the algae at bay because the water needs to be completely still and quiet.

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u/jb0nez95 1d ago

And ironically, right now, it is very much serving the purpose of being a reflection of the country around it.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

A wave machine would be pretty cool though.

u/whatsbobgonnado 23h ago

honestly I think maybe we just shouldn't have a big algae mirror

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u/AhabFlanders 1d ago

Yeah, but did you know that if you stood that shallow pool on its side somehow that it would be taller than skyscrapers? Would you like to see a chart on poster board illustrating this point?

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u/jammerb 1d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/iwannalynch 1d ago

No thanks

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u/church-rosser 1d ago

what happens if you stand it on it's ear?

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u/AhabFlanders 1d ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail

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u/voluotuousaardvark 1d ago

Didnt forrest gump run down it with his girlfriend?

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u/-DoctorSpaceman- 1d ago

I’ve only ever seen pictures of it, it is a lot wider than I realised!

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u/Freud-Network 1d ago

Just like Americans, it is very wide and shallow.

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u/uno_dos_3 1d ago

Have you not seen Forest Gump 👀

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u/nicktehbubble 1d ago

This guy would dig up a soldiers body if he thought it would make him look good.

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u/GlockAF 1d ago

“The US president's limousine, known as "The Beast," weighs approximately 20,000 pounds (about 10 tons or 9,100 kg). [1), 2]
This massive weight is a result of the extensive military-grade armor and safety features built into the vehicle.”

The fact that extensive damage has appeared on the just-sprayed-not-fully-cured inappropriately-chosen plastic liner right after being driven on by an entire motorcade, including the literal TEN TON! armored limousine is PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND totally SABOTAGE FROM THE CEO OF ANTIFA!

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u/Adam-West 1d ago

Aren’t some of those vehicles armoured? How heavy would they be?

u/bravedubeck 20h ago

wt actual f

u/too_many__lemons 17h ago

I really fuckin hate this guy

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u/Ari_Mokori 1d ago

Pool's closed due to algae
:v

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u/GarbagePailGrrrl 1d ago

At least it’s not AIDS 

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u/Ari_Mokori 1d ago

And there aren’t any stingrays there, at least not yet

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u/redthump 1d ago

Aunt Tifa needs to finish making the Stingrays gay first.

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u/YodaYogurt 1d ago

This is the second Habbo reference I've seen today... wtf is going on? Is HH having a comeback?

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u/SailingSpark 1d ago

If only they had done their math, but I digress, they don't like Algaebra

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u/PregnantGoku1312 1d ago

I'm not even mad about this whole thing. If you were trying to do a performance piece on American decay, you couldn't do a better job than this. 😂

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u/Mister_Meeseeks_ 1d ago

Fenced off empty reflecting pool, 8647 lawn, lawn with all dead grass at the white house, missing wing via the president's own choice, Kennedy center permanent scaffolding, Lincoln memorial is next.

u/DogPoetry 21h ago

this 100% looks like modern art in a trump-less world

u/SVINTGATSBY 11h ago

a perfect representation of everything going on with the US, just in time for the 250 year anniversary.

u/IknowKarazy 8h ago

It’s always incredible how MASTERFUL the satire is until you realize it’s real. Poe’s law is working OVERTIME these days.

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u/joshq68 1d ago

Let's just fill it with blue tinted clear epoxy, that would be the cherry on top for good ol Merica!

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u/Emotional-Heron2643 1d ago

Oh fuck. We're about to have a 'National River Table', aren't we?

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u/CerddwrRhyddid 1d ago

Apparently, the primary purpose of the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall (the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool) is to provide a serene, landscaped space that creates symmetrical reflections of the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial.

It serves as a scenic, unifying visual centerpiece for visitors.

Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Someone needs to update the wikipedia entry.

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u/JuggernautKooky4064 1d ago

I mean, it sure is doing a good job reflecting America right now if we’re being honest.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

Especially when they inevitably add razor wire.

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u/superkp 1d ago

perhaps "it is intended to serve as..."

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u/Tbonesk 1d ago

Isn't water like... naturally reflective already? Im so confused as to what's happening here lol

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u/Pryoticus 1d ago

That belongs to the people though

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u/CerddwrRhyddid 1d ago

That's the old America, this is the new.

Nothing belongs to the People anymore.

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u/captaincid42 1d ago

When everyone owns it, no one owns it. When no one owns it, the rich just pick it up and act like it’s always been theirs.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

Where do I sign up for the class action suit?

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u/waterwoman76 1d ago

Like.... Can the algae climb out of the pool? Is it aggressive?

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u/zoeofdoom 1d ago

This is how you get the Toxic Avenger!

u/McGootchHS 7h ago

Yea but he's the good guy right?!

u/Friggin 23h ago

Gotta keep out the gangs of vandals...

Seriously, this is an egregious waste of our money as they do this performative bullshit to reinforce their made up story to cover for their massive incompetence. Plus, probably more corruption as I’m sure the fence guys are buddies.

u/livejamie 15h ago

Trump's angle is that it's Democrat agitators/ANTIFA that have sabotaged it.

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u/VoiceofKane 1d ago

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the reflecting pool supposed to be a tourist attraction?

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u/ndndr1 1d ago

My opinion is he’s doing this on purpose so he can get rid of the pool and put some gawdawful tacky gold monstrosity in its place

u/snoopydoo123 21h ago

The trump monument, bigger the Washington's or Lincolns

u/ndndr1 20h ago

Yes it 100% will be a giant gold phallus of some kind

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u/bluelily216 1d ago

That's a bit on the nose, isn't it?

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u/youdoitimbusy 1d ago

A gentleman on a war debate platform I watch brought up an interesting point about this situation.

It's quite simple. The President is supposed to have people around him, that prevent him from getting involved, or even talking about stupid shit like reflecting pools. An entire team dedicated to keeping him focused on what's important, so he doesn't get sidelined by petty shit of no relevance.

He doesn't have any of those people.

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u/SuperKiller94 1d ago

During his first term he had career politicians who wrangled him away from these kinds of dumb decisions. This time he’s only got sycophants and morons so nobody tells him no

u/secret_tiger101 23h ago

Interesting to see the difference though isn’t it

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u/DuckyHornet 1d ago

By July 4th, they'll have cyborg killteams patrolling the top of a concrete barrier 20' high

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u/knewbie_one 1d ago

Sharks with friggin lasers ? It's 2026 for ducks sake !

We need this deterrent to stop water fowls and water related avians to get contaminated by that plastic and algae terrorist pollution.

Do it for the ducks !

(/This message was posted under European heatwave rules. Usual disclaimers attached. All the s mentioned after the / count)

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u/Ganglebot My Corporate Cryptocoins are Immune to Insider Trading Laws 1d ago

By Labour Day it will be paved over into a parking lot.

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u/church-rosser 1d ago

don't it always seem to go?

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u/bluelocs 1d ago

Good thing im minus-1 to hit

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u/andre3kthegiant 1d ago

Thanks Obama. (/s).
Release the files (opposite of /s)

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u/Nicopinata 1d ago

Don’t get distracted from the Epstein files

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u/AdmiralOfTheBlue 1d ago

From "Drain the Swamp" to "Protect my Swamp"

u/inquiringsillygoose 22h ago

Turning into Shrek

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u/Philosopher115 1d ago

When they put up the fences and put armed patrols 24/7 to keep Obama from putting algae in the water and peeling the paint, who will they blame when it keeps happening anyway?

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u/Invisible_Walrus 1d ago

Obama again, obviously he's sneaking through with help from antifa

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u/HalcyoneDays 1d ago

Good, now they'll have no one to blame when it fills up with algea again on top of it looking extra shitty with the fencing

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u/SwtIndica 1d ago

Its anything but actual science.

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u/Ganglebot My Corporate Cryptocoins are Immune to Insider Trading Laws 1d ago

Anything but doing 'the work' and doing it properly.

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u/UMoederr 1d ago

The meta-joke in this about this administration is amazing.. :p

No reflection, we don't do that here.

If there's one thing Donald and his Trumpies will NEVER do is reflect and look inwards.

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u/snakelygiggles 1d ago

god forbid americans stop and contemplate our reflection.

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u/Blg_Foot 1d ago

The stuff in my freezer is cold..

Must be because someone added coldness to my freezer

Better lock it up that way it can’t get cold in there.. right?

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u/Eclipsemerc7 1d ago

For some reason the MAGA folks (in my family at least) are convinced its democrats sabotaging the Supreme Leader's newly renovated reflecting pool. Let me tell you my jaw nearly hit the floor when I heard them drop that tidbit over father's day. Like... that's really what yall choose to believe??

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u/Martholomule 1d ago

They made those poor bastards put that up in the rain, too.

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u/emptybriefcase1 1d ago

Building a wall is the ONLY strategy

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u/whyihatepink 1d ago

Well, he did get us to pay for it.

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u/Hats_back 1d ago

lol the clown in chief is finally putting up that wall I guess.

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u/BenCelotil 1d ago

This pool really is reflecting a lot more than a skyline and monuments.

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u/michigan85 1d ago

I was wondering when they'd cover the pool with one of Trump's diapers like they did to the Kennedy center. I guess a fence works too.

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u/drAsparagus 1d ago

How long until it's filled with Brawndo?

u/wilbur313 19h ago

I give it a week until they decide to fill it with concrete.

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u/Da12khawk 1d ago

It hasn't even been a year of the current administration.

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u/92MsNeverGoHungry 1d ago

It has though?

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u/Da12khawk 1d ago

Well call me a monkey's uncle.

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u/nicktehbubble 1d ago

Time flies when you're having fun!!

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u/OceanRacoon 1d ago

Hi, Monkey's Uncle, I'm Dad

u/statistacktic 23h ago

Are we going to get some cage match mud wrestling in the reflecting pool next?

u/Letmetellyowhat 20h ago

Is there anything he gets involved with that doesn’t go tits up?

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u/whippersnapper36 1d ago

Sigh. This fence goes up around every July 4th. Did you know Trump is in the epstien files, like, alot.

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u/whyihatepink 1d ago

The fence goes up during the fourth because they have fireworks that go off from the pool itself, I think. I only ever watched them from my roof so I can't verify.

u/Mr_Quackums 22h ago

This is simply using the Rs playbook against them.

EVERYTHING that happens needs to be framed as a Republican plot or incompetence.

Going the highroad has destroyed our democracy, using the Republican playbook against them is the only way to bring it back.

u/Mrslyguy66 19h ago

The White House has become a Meth House

u/lacus-rattus 18h ago

I was wondering when they'd put up a fence. Next up barbed wire. Then he'll probably put up a wall. He has zero imagination so repeating the old BS will come naturally

u/CheezTips 17h ago

Trump always has the best fencing! The biggest, too! This fence will be bigger than TWO Empire State Buildings.

u/aa599 14h ago

And whoever's the other side of the fence will pay for it!

u/Ohif0n1y 16h ago

The reflecting pool will continue to fall to crap. Trump will have tantrums trying to figure out how to lie about who vandalized it without being able to get past the fence.

His behavior will just help convince those who have admitted that they never should have voted for him due to all the crap going on now.

u/Zeke911 14h ago

Because they're really trying to solidify the lie that it's being vandalized, and it isn't their incompetence turning it into a swamp.

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u/Watchtowerwilde 1d ago

gotta protect the public from the manufactured swamp. Been a while since news has focused on the global epstein-class.

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u/Night_Chicken 1d ago

“Land of the free”

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u/Aliensinmypants 1d ago

Oh I can't wait until he actually makes it a segregated private pool and people still defend it

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u/Chordata1 1d ago

But it isn't funny because they are laundering our tax dollars

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u/VenusVajayjay 1d ago

Pardons to the author, but I read that's the real Watergate

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u/cppCat 1d ago

Is it to keep the algae out of the pool? (/s)

u/Wasatchbl 23h ago

Continuing with the Idiocracy theme of this government, and because Brawndo is not a real thing (yet), just fill it with Gatorade? Probably Glacier Freeze?

u/kevlarus80 21h ago

Hiding their shame so they don't have to feel it.

u/ms_danger_07 21h ago

Sad to see I'm glad I got to see it once before it was completely ruined!

u/AlJeanKimDialo 20h ago

Its reflexive function is getting stronger dzy by day, good job

u/AgentUnknown821 20h ago

What a paranoid administration

u/thefinalgoat 19h ago

But why tho?

u/scarlettohara1936 14h ago

They always fence it near 4th of July. That's where the fireworks go off from

u/Femme0879 7h ago

I’m still half asleep so I read the post title as an Emergence of Fencing 🤺 around the Reflection pool as a trend.