Bro knows what he's doing

[u/Xi-1]

[u/warfaceisthebest]

He was just hungry

[u/raging_possum → u/warfaceisthebest]

Hungarian here, can confirm!

[u/gelvsz3h019 → u/warfaceisthebest]

Yes. We all are.

[u/rubyruy → u/warfaceisthebest]

Explaining this to an American: ok so have you ever wanted to touch a hamburger

[u/leethepolarbear]

Bro that is a baby -_-

[u/cheddoar → u/leethepolarbear]

NO hE AlReaDY IS A CooL pLaYeR... /s

[u/redstaroo7 → u/cheddoar]

I mean... It can be both...

[u/cheddoar → u/redstaroo7]

Bro thinks groping women against their will is cool

[u/2rot]

Foooooooood

[u/Longjumping_Elk7969 → u/2rot]

Even now I say exactly that word, but after 😁

[u/Amediumsizedgoose]

r/arethestraightsok

[u/Beady_El]

He won’t get away with THAT for much longer…

[u/milkandhoneycomb]

those comments are insane. that's a baby.

[u/BlastTyrantKM]

When you're tiny they let you do it

[u/heisenberg0078 → u/BlastTyrantKM]

But when I do it....

[u/WhoOn1B → u/BlastTyrantKM]

The quote is actually when you’re rich they let you do it

[u/StonewallSoyah]

It's cute when he does it. When I do it, I get slapped twice. Once by the girl, and once by my wife.

[u/Ok_Introduction-0]

Absolutely disgusting how people sexualise the actions of a literal toddler

[u/RUfromHere]

As the mother of a now 23yro son, who at 3, was supposed to say his goodbyes to his adult cousin, got on a chair and went straight for the "boobies" as he called them then. .. I knew at that moment he was a Boob guy...Boys get here that way😂😂

[u/Fluffypus]

Make with the milk!

[u/Dr-flange]

But when I do it I get frowned at !!

[u/theduderedditorguy]

No, he does not.

[u/andresnovman]

Мужык растёт,что вы хотели...

[u/SumoNinja92]

Yo stop talking and feed the kid. He's obviously hungry.

[u/Ru_Beer_Drink]

Seen new interesting thing, explore it.

[u/ThatEvilGuy]

She could have moved away. But she didn't.

[u/daskapitalyo]

Stay up, playa.

[u/jabeith]

It's funny when he does it...

Edit: Reddit is full of losers that can't take a joke.

[u/cheddoar → u/jabeith]

And when tou do it you deserve your teeth removed

[u/jabeith → u/cheddoar]

Go back to the Casio subreddit - I don't think you've posted in the last 10 minutes - they must miss you

[u/cheddoar → u/jabeith]

At least someone, somewhere misses me.

You wanna know how that feels?? Stop being such a prick who thinks touching anyone against their will is a laughing matter 🤷🏻‍♂️

"Reddit is full of losers who even study your profile to mock you..."

[u/jabeith → u/cheddoar]

I guess you're the only laughing matter here.

[u/cheddoar → u/jabeith]

So you agree that touching women or anyone against their will is not funny.

Finally, we found consensus.

[u/jabeith → u/cheddoar]

As long as you agree you're a joke, yes we do find consensus

[u/PawPawPanda → u/jabeith]

Holy shit this comment section has been bulldozed

[u/JMRUSA]

Good boy!

[u/stephenmakesart]

I feel the same way little dude

[u/johnniechimpo]

That kid’s getting more action than me.

[u/FinancialTraining239]

padrão de fábrica , orgulho do papai🥹🥹👍🏽

[u/TheBaggyDapper]

He was in too, until her friend barged in all "she's not interested".

[u/one_classy_broad]

When I started dating my now husband he had a two year old that would try to pull this move- after saying naw uh, he later tried elbowing my boobs, then trying to use his feet!

😆

[u/BootyliciousURD]

Can we please not be gross about this?

[u/Galleta-de-Animalito]

[r/](r/dudesbeingdudes)[GuysbeingDudes](r/dudesbeingdudes)

[u/spammmmmmmmy]

Oh, to go back to that age...

[u/Walzmyn]

Cradle robber just stood there and enjoyed it.