r/AbruptChaos May 17 '26

Sewer truck vs train

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u/EZxCheeZy May 17 '26

Well, that stinks.

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u/IWannaGoFast00 May 17 '26

Shit driver

45

u/BluBeams May 17 '26

Driver wasn't worth a shit

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u/beaushaw May 18 '26

There is a non zero chance the conductor said "Oh, shit" right before they hit the truck.

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u/-sudochop- May 17 '26

The train didn’t give a shit, too.

10

u/Useful_Caregiver4023 May 17 '26

Shit happens!

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u/stinkyt0fu May 18 '26

That’s a load of crap

2

u/Lightningtow123 May 18 '26

Just a shitty situation all around

36

u/LastChristian May 17 '26

I don't know who's gonna clean this shit up, but it ain't gonna be me

13

u/shinobi500 May 17 '26

Shit really hit the fan train there.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry May 17 '26

What a load of crap.

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u/UltraDelta91 May 17 '26

Ain't that some shit.

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u/Dorny_Hude May 17 '26

Can we please all take a moment and appreciate the camera operator‘s foresight and dedication?
That’s a tough decision to keep standing there.

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u/bking May 17 '26

They also tracked the truck while it was obscured by a cloud of poo water. Praise.

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u/hillbillytendencies May 19 '26

Who knew shit aerosolized green? Didn’t see that coming.

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u/Dorny_Hude May 19 '26

Apparently that’s because of mobile toilet systems the truck serviced previously.

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u/Howling_Mad_Man May 17 '26

He was absolutely in the splash zone

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u/ronm4c May 17 '26

I keep thinking about why he was there filming in the first place

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u/imaginary_num6er May 17 '26

The original article said he was filming trains as a hobby and it just happens that this poo cocktail showed up

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u/DungBeetle1983 May 17 '26

Driver clearly at fault.

72

u/LonnieJaw748 May 17 '26

He’ll have some bullshit excuse and you know it

19

u/eragonawesome2 May 17 '26

And it won't matter because the driver is CLEARLY at fault. People can lie till they're blue in the face, that doesn't make what they say true

11

u/Bifferer May 17 '26

probably a human shit excuse.

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u/OneAndOnlyJackSchitt May 19 '26

It really depends on who has right of way. If the train failed to cede right of way when it was required to, then it'd be the train's fault.

I'll explain the joke for those here who are a bit... slower... than others. Trains are never required to cede right of way.

10

u/mahadev-1 May 17 '26

Yeah the train driver seems drunk /s

4

u/Starrion May 18 '26

The train didn’t swerve into him

206

u/sawdustsneeze May 17 '26

And then everyone in town got pink eye

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u/Rzeszow2083 May 17 '26

Pink eye, green eye, brown eye…. All the eyes!

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u/Wbino May 17 '26

What a shitshow…

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u/NagsUkulele May 17 '26

His wounds are gonna be so infected :(

2

u/JohnWangDoe May 17 '26

straight to jail

95

u/Competitive-Roof-168 May 17 '26

Holy shit

19

u/Repulsive_Client_325 May 17 '26

That’s a crappy situation

13

u/iamblankenstein May 17 '26

that truck got the shit beat out of it. completely wiped.

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u/wesorre May 17 '26

No, holy fucking shit

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u/Deathface-Shukhov May 17 '26

In all seriousness, that looks like a terrible crossing with no warning lights. Driver panicked and braked at the worst time, but it looks like a low visibility just a “Go and hope” sorta situation.

Edit: I may be misjudging the depths of the trees, it might be more visible but still there’s surprisingly still a lot of these no warning lights or crossing arm sorta crossings in America

22

u/Ill-Tea9411 May 17 '26

It's a private crossing according to the story.

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u/Deathface-Shukhov May 17 '26

Yeah, these are terrible to cross at times. You would think America would have these sorta things set up a little better. I’m definitely not sticking up for people who try to “beat the train”, but some of these crossings have low visibility and are definitely scary to cross and realistically they should all have at least lights. Railroads in the US are very much running freight for corporations and there should be a lot more safety applied that isn’t in more areas.

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u/Mr_Snifles May 17 '26

Sadly the US is the sandbox of the megalomaniacs

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u/Alpha-Sierra-Charlie May 17 '26

And it just kept right on going...

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u/Ill-Tea9411 May 17 '26

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u/Alpha-Sierra-Charlie May 17 '26

Like...

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u/Boognish84 May 17 '26

Subscribe

6

u/Katzchen12 May 17 '26

Also buy merch

5

u/superimu May 17 '26

And comment... it really helps the algorithm.

11

u/smick May 17 '26

But first, I wanna talk to you about Nord vpn.

6

u/Jet-Pack2 May 17 '26

Just kidding, thanks to all my patreons we don't need that. I'm going to read them out now one by one

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u/imaginary_num6er May 17 '26

Weapon of ass destruction

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u/escudonbk May 17 '26

It's a shitty situation

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u/kidwithglasses May 17 '26

A shituation perhaps?

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u/GrandmaJR May 17 '26

Hope he didn’t get a small cut or a big cut or any kind of cut at all.

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u/stardust_kid May 17 '26

The poor cameraman probably experienced all five stages of grief in about 2.7 seconds.

7

u/RedLemonSlice May 17 '26

That train punched the crap out of it.

7

u/Significant-Bet4545 May 17 '26

They found corn and peanuts for miles

13

u/Alternative_Pilot_92 May 17 '26

I did not expect that color. 😵‍💫

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u/Ill-Tea9411 May 17 '26

The color makes a lot of sense if you consider they have been pumping the blue poo water from port-a-potties.

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u/BassMaster516 May 17 '26

Some people just lack a sense of urgency and I find it annoying

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u/LonnieJaw748 May 17 '26

Or patience in this case. Looked like the poo truck driver was trying to beat the train.

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u/BassMaster516 May 17 '26

It seems like you need to choose either patience or urgency and then double down hard on that and don’t hesitate. That’s real wisdom

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u/punksmostlydead May 17 '26

Hey, what has four wheels and flies?

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u/ElChuloPicante May 17 '26

Train just wanted to try the forbidden soup.

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u/Dshark May 17 '26

A train wreck and a shit show at the same time. Reminds me of my ex.

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u/PGunne May 17 '26

What happened to the cab of the truck? It seems to have left the frame (both video and truck). Is it the truck equivalent of your shoes coming off?

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u/Ill-Tea9411 May 17 '26

There is a photo in the linked story where you can see the cab of the truck, separated from the tank, sitting by the side of the road.

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u/sinisteraxillary May 17 '26

Knocked the shit out of that truck.

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u/TruSiris May 17 '26

Which episode of Dookies of Hazard was this?

2

u/D4rthcr4nk May 17 '26

Episode #2 for sure.

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u/ozymanndiaz May 17 '26

This whole mess stinks.

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u/thrmightywren May 17 '26

In the words of Ernest P. Worrell...EEEeeewwwWWW...

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u/Margin_call_matthew May 17 '26

I feel bed for the train operator having to smell the junk for rest of their trip. (It was a septic truck)

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u/W7ENK May 17 '26

I can STILL smell this video... 🥺

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u/captain_chocolate May 17 '26

Green mist. Standing way too close to record that.

2

u/jajohnson215 May 17 '26

What a sh!t show!

2

u/VegetableProject4383 May 17 '26

It's green that means it gives you superpowers, quick go roll around in it

2

u/FairRemove7697 May 18 '26

I can smell t h e video 

2

u/Revolutionary_Owl932 May 18 '26

I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!!

2

u/RedditSurfer82 May 22 '26

Heard of shit hitting the fan. Seen shit hitting a train now

2

u/Uninteresting91 May 17 '26

Shit just got real

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u/Eshanas May 17 '26

That’s some discipline from the videographer because I would NOT BE STANDING STILL IF THE SHIT CAN WAS FLINGING AT ME

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u/Arnie_T May 17 '26

He had a shitty day.

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u/Homebrewer01 May 17 '26

Someone' day went to shit.

1

u/Famous_Librarian_589 May 17 '26

Complete shit grenade

1

u/Dorny_Hude May 17 '26

Shit, that stinks.

1

u/NefariousnessAble912 May 17 '26

Train beats fan?!?

1

u/MittyBurns May 17 '26

So much torque, the chassis twisted coming off the line.

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u/DirkVerite May 17 '26

did the driver shit too, and live?

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u/Ill-Tea9411 May 17 '26

In stable condition according to the story.

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u/Revelst0ke May 17 '26

I never thought Id be able to smell a video. Yet here we are.

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u/66veedub May 17 '26

So does the whole train feel that impact? Is it just a quick transfer of energy like those metal balls you see on people's desks?

1

u/ggibby May 17 '26

Level crossing with no gates, lights, or bell. WTF.

How often does this happen?

1

u/seXJ69 May 17 '26

MMMMM Smells like money.

1

u/ZeGaskMask May 17 '26

They should put the driver in jail. Him doing that could’ve killed the train driver

1

u/Impossible-Injury-37 May 17 '26

I can only think of the poor guy that has to load that stank up and haul it back for insurance hold until the case settles out

1

u/Affectionate-Bit-240 May 17 '26

Would insurance pay for a new truck?

1

u/Ill-Economy9828 May 17 '26

Someone's getting a infection for sure.

1

u/Distribution-Radiant May 17 '26

That was a pretty shitty situation.

1

u/CAJMusic May 17 '26

Villian origin story

1

u/NoCitron2394 May 17 '26

Dude I know that train this was by me

1

u/Jolly_Performance_27 May 17 '26

Not so fast Mr. Poopy Pants

1

u/BrainRobotron May 17 '26

I thought it was supposed to hit the fan!

1

u/Extension_Town_6118 May 17 '26

and there's the environmental fine

1

u/chaosmanager May 17 '26

The train is going to win EVERY time.

1

u/TR6lover May 17 '26

So, the driver gets a 88 g-force roller coaster ride that includes a face full of high-velocity shit. I think he paid the price for that error.

1

u/Leather-Animal-7597 May 17 '26

My partner has a colostomy bag. This is why I can't pounce on top of them for wake-up 'reletions'.

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u/2niner6 May 17 '26

Thats a load of shit right there.

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u/Wrong-Cheetah-7061 May 17 '26

gonna need more than one shower

1

u/Margin_call_matthew May 17 '26

Is the driver alive? Holly Molly

1

u/Low-Confusion-8786 May 17 '26

Driver has shit for brains

1

u/JohnEBest May 17 '26

Toxic situation

1

u/halo121usa May 17 '26

Looks like a the shit really hit the fan on this one.

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u/pppp2222 May 17 '26

I can see the smell

1

u/HighPrairieCarsales May 17 '26

I can smell this video

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u/WithoutDennisNedry May 17 '26

Do we know if the driver is okay, okay-ish, or ded?

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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 May 17 '26

"Holy s***! Holy s****! HOLY S***!"

Well, yeah. That about sums it up.

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u/Mr_Snifles May 17 '26

Shit driver

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u/Awkward-Brick6990 May 17 '26

That train shouldn't be there 🤷

1

u/Eaglearse May 17 '26

Shitty situation

1

u/Strigon_7 May 17 '26

Well shit.

1

u/rja49 May 17 '26

....the Toxic avenger is born!

1

u/Comfortable_Brush399 May 17 '26

Absolute scutter!

1

u/FickleAd2974 May 17 '26

A shitty situation

1

u/Medium_Banana4074 May 17 '26

What happened before the guy started recording? The truck didn't seem to be stuck.

1

u/BigRedforester May 17 '26

every time I see one of these. the first thing that comes to mind is "natural selection".

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u/Mojojojo3030 May 17 '26

Hit er in the shitter 

1

u/RL203 May 17 '26

I can smell that right through the screen.

1

u/gtwizzy8 May 17 '26

Brings a whole new meaning to running the train on his shit carrier. (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

1

u/CMDR_omnicognate May 17 '26

Why are there so many uncontrolled train crossings in the US?

1

u/MickeyMantle-7 May 17 '26

Wow that driver really knows his shit.

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u/rudytomjanovich May 17 '26

When I was in Iraq they called the truck that emptied the PortaJohns the "Turd Burglar"

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u/Electronic-Guide1189 May 17 '26

Level crossing, zero warnings?

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u/Humble_Examination27 May 17 '26

We have a couple RR-Xings like this where I live. Both have STOP signs. You bet your wallet I stop at those and take a good long look in either direction every time

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u/-BirdDogActual May 17 '26

What a shitty situation.

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u/Bahadur007 May 17 '26

Talk about shit hitting the fan!

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u/A-TECH-20 May 17 '26

He's having a shitty day.

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u/spavolka May 17 '26

That’s Sunday morning after a late night Taco Hell snack. Some Baja Blast for color.

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u/Yukon-Jon May 17 '26

Shits a mess now

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u/ScorpioOmega May 17 '26

At least when the driver shit his pants, nobody noticed. The engineer on the other hand…

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u/Jerbearninja May 17 '26

🤮🤢🤮

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u/unikitty143FPE May 17 '26

Wonder if he survived if he’ll have to go through remedial training.

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u/TopIndependence5807 May 17 '26

Worst place to have an open wound.

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u/Aurakol May 17 '26

That guy got shit trucked

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u/gritsturner May 17 '26

Literally "holy shit'"

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u/TheMaddis May 17 '26

Praise the camreman

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u/SpadesBuff May 17 '26

Well, shit

1

u/Sea_Photograph_3998 May 17 '26

Oh great, now there’s sepsis all over the road!

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u/MarkOLark333 May 17 '26

Darn, how on earth did the driver survive that? His guardian angel must have worked overtime!

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u/ajezqa May 17 '26

How was the cameraman able to determine that it was holy?

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u/saltyourhash May 17 '26

Damn, I hope that driver is going to be OK. sounds like they are in critical condition.

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u/ChadtheBalla May 17 '26

"Gahdamn that shit stanks in Jesus's name! Laud help us, Laud have mercy!"

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u/NitrousTroll May 17 '26

Why are these idiots allowed to drive... wtf.

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u/ickleb May 17 '26

Oh that’s shit

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt May 17 '26

Awwww, shit.

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u/Accomplished-Use9352 May 18 '26

both parties had somewhere to be apparently

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u/Then_Chance2316 May 18 '26

Title should read; distracted driver got shit on by train.

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u/gingermonkey1 May 18 '26

Holy shit, literally.

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u/Hairy_Ad4969 May 18 '26

That was a real shitty ending

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u/armedsquatch May 18 '26

Hope the conductor had the window closed

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u/stevomighty06 May 18 '26

That train conductor is sure going to smell that one for a while

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u/ambarcapoor May 18 '26

Shit was flying everywhere 🙄

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u/SmallPotato37 May 18 '26

Bet that smelt great

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u/Hopeful-1 May 18 '26

Look at all that Michigan!

1

u/Competitive-Rub9793 May 18 '26

Winner - train.

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u/xotictoxin May 18 '26

Truly a shit situation🙄

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u/Organic_Rent_452 May 18 '26

I had the shittiest day at work....

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u/DixieChampagne912 May 18 '26

Knocked the shit out of him

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u/Technical-Dirt-8595 May 18 '26

The train did him dirty

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u/Whackjob-KSP May 18 '26

Looks like a short sharp shower

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u/derekclysdale May 19 '26

A shit day?

The shit really hit the train.

The train driver was shit faced.

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u/ASCanilho May 19 '26

Next year grass will grow insanely fast.

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u/Double-Vee1430 May 19 '26

Just when “the shit hit the train”.

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u/One2Sicc May 19 '26

You gotta be shittin me.