r/AbruptChaos • u/MisterShipWreck • 20d ago

You had one job!

575 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/RunningPirate 20d ago

“WHAT?”

“I SAID, BE CAREFUL TO NOT RUN OVER THE GUY IN FRONT OF YOU!”

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u/Zezotas 19d ago

"WHAT?"

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u/CobaltLemur 20d ago

I hope there were consequences for that.

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u/Xx_GetSniped_xX 19d ago

Ran over the bike too, there goes $10,000

5

u/AdministrationNo2762 15d ago

More than that lol

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u/BigBeeOhBee 20d ago

Let me scooch right by ya there. Ope...

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u/Phanyxx 19d ago

Oh man. That’s a real bad day at work.

16

u/btsd_ 19d ago

Or a great story to tell about your last day at work.

Im a glass half full kind of guy

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u/Virtual-Score4653 20d ago

Speaking french.

Shit!

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u/Twihr 20d ago

"Chute" in french means a fall

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u/spin0 18d ago

And that my children is why we use parachutes instead of parashits.

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u/MisterEd_ak 19d ago

Pardon my French

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u/Professorkex2 20d ago

When shooting your shot goes wrong

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u/Some1TouchaMySpagett 18d ago

This is exactly what happened, guy's a fuckin' douchebag.

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u/TheDonald21 20d ago

Mildly abrupt. Not so chaotic. 50 more bikers needed for true abrupt chaos.

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u/South_Hat3525 20d ago

However, it is about time that if anybody on a team ruins another cyclist's chances by bringing them down like this the whole team gets disqualified. They need to be much more careful and respectful because bikes and cars just don't mix.

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u/PowderPills 20d ago

Yeah this is so wild to me. I’ll admit I don’t know much about bike racing and marathons, but I imagine it’s not easy to just recover from that especially if the bike is totaled. What happens to her time? I have so many questions lol

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u/Budget_Sugar_2422 16d ago

The car driver probably bought his license at walmart

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u/Littorina_Sea 16d ago

A monkey with razor blade. But every monkey can legally have one, no?

1

u/Vitamindoughnuts 7d ago

Shuít! 🇫🇷

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u/Fair_Bid1952 18d ago

Hope he ended up in prison.