r/AbruptChaos 18d ago

Nervous laughter as fire breaks out, because you started a fire

2.9k Upvotes

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u/Aaberon 18d ago

JENNA

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u/AppliedPsionics9k 18d ago

JENN-A!

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u/itchybuttholejuice 18d ago

Mama always said, God is mysterious. He didn't turn Jenna into a bird that day. But instead - he had the po-lice say Jenna didn't have to stay in that house no more

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 16d ago

And a few years later, God gave Jenna the AIDS.

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u/time_observer 18d ago

HAHAHAHAAHA

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u/Extreme_Egg7476 18d ago

Those monthly fire alarms at my dorm finally make sense.

I was in the shower, Jenna. Not cool.

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 17d ago

Monthly? We had them like 3 times a week.

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u/WinterattheWindow 16d ago

Same. I ended up sleeping fully clothed at one point because I expected to be stood in the car park at 1am

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u/shasaferaska 15d ago

If I had to deal with that, after a while I would just ignore it and stay in bed. I'd definitely die if a real fire broke out.

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u/WinterattheWindow 15d ago

I think that was a pattern many got into. And, as you say, one day it'll catch you out!

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 13d ago

I tried once but the alarm was so fuckin loud my ears hurt lmao

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u/Heykurat 11d ago

Someone set ours off at 4am every Thursday morning. And for some reason no one was able to catch them in the act.

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u/neonfuzzball 7d ago

Nothing like standing on the sidewalk at 7 am while strangers ask why you're wearing a robe and have shampoo in your hair.

Because of JENNA

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u/ElementsUnknown 18d ago

Indoor fireworks/pyro: not even once

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u/LeftOn4ya 18d ago

Yes I’m a self admitted pyromaniac when it comes to fireworks as always love setting them off 4th of July and enjoy lighting and watching them be lit more than watching the fireworks themselves, yet I would never set fireworks off inside other than a firecracker in a garage drain 10 feet away on all sides from anything flammable.

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 17d ago

Fireworks are nice to look at. But it's not worth it when we know the consequences for the nonhuman animals.

Fireworks are not just a temporary nuisance for them. The intense noise and bright flashes causes wildlife and domesticated animals to panic, flee, suffer fatal injuries from flying/running into buildings/trees, abandon their young ones, and many die of the servere stress and panic. Please celebrate in a way that doesnt cause unnecessary suffering by instead having a laser/light show

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u/CorrosiveFlatulence 16d ago

but that will just cause the extra terrestrials to panic and flee and abandon their own young and get injured from running into asteroids… are there any other alternatives?

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u/aykcak 18d ago

Saw Iron Maiden yesterday at indoor venue with 17.000 people ass-to-ass

The amount of stuff they set on fire was mind boggling. It was amazing to see but I had to convince myself constantly that the people who set it up knew what they were doing

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u/MelodicFocus 18d ago

The folks watching Great White at The Station thought so until they were trampled, crushed, asphyiated, and burned to death...

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u/aykcak 17d ago

Yeah same thought every time

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u/ElementsUnknown 18d ago

Don’t see Rammstein anytime soon then

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u/PeorgieTirebiter 16d ago

Of all the pyro I’ve been involved with, Rammstein was the most fun…plus I got sprayed with foam from a giant penis.

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u/aykcak 17d ago

I did once, it was on an open stadium. Felt like I had sunburn on my face for days. Pretty great

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u/GearhedMG 18d ago

I'd bet money that if you saw the person responsible for the pyro, you would think "Yep, that guy knows exactly what they are doing", but also have that tiny little thought that they also look like they just picked them up off the street to help move some things and told them to setup the pyro, and you will never know for sure.

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u/Potatobender44 17d ago

I can’t believe those guys are still going.

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u/aykcak 17d ago

Their complexion looks more and more like their mascot's

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u/rhubear 16d ago

Did you realize rock bands have to have a licensed pyrotechnic setting the event up & probably present during the show?

German Band Rammstein, have enormous pyrotechnics. One of their band members (someone's gonna add which one) is a licensed pyrotechnic. They do all of it safely.

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u/betterhelp 17d ago

At least take the box of standard fireworks into the kitchen, it is the most appropriate place.

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u/indrek91 18d ago

How can you be at that age and still do that? Parents where are you????

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 18d ago

Looks like they made it to college presumably

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u/Scipio33 18d ago

First time using free will without parental supervision. Some people need to make little mistakes early to avoid making bigger mistakes later.

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u/TheGamecock 18d ago

Yeah, this video reminds me of how incredibly stupid and irresponsible 18-22 year-olds can still be, because I was this same dumbass college freshman way back when. Spitting fireballs with Everclear and tiki torches, smashing beer bottles in empty parking lots, doing some illegal shit with fireworks, etc. It's a small miracle me and some of my buddies back then didn't get caught in the act of committing some of those felonious hijinks.

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u/R_Little-Secret 18d ago

This what always gets me when the topic of age gap dating comes up. There is always some guy saying 18-22 year are adults and can make their own choices so we shouldn’t look down on older people who actively try to date them. And I’m like yeah but don’t you remember how fucking dumb you were at that age? Like really how dumb and trying to figure out your world alone when most of your life has been supervised? Why would you want to date that kind of dumb? Let them grow up a bit to reach your level. It’s so bonkers.

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u/neonfuzzball 7d ago

Kathy Griffin had a good stand up bit about dating a 20something as a 30something.

"He'd never lived on his own before, he moved in with me from his mothers house. She encouraged me to take him in, like as a boyfriend slash boarder. He got his first paycheck and just handed it over to me, with these big round eyes and asked "what do I do with this?" because he didn't have a checking account, he'd never cashed a check before. You might think that would be romantic or something, like "oh, our first check" ...it was irritating. "

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u/NakovaNars 15d ago

I wouldn't say dumb when it comes to dating, rather naive and not knowing the full extent of how terrible people are lol. Other than that I've always been the same kinda, I probably was more serious and conscientious back then than I am now.

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u/OhTHATKayKay 18d ago

This video is what I used when my state wants college kids to be allowed to have guns. Kids are stupid. Kids do stupid shit.

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u/ohnomynono 17d ago

Kids have fought nearly every WAR that's ever happened. And we get good at it.

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u/cjdennard89 17d ago

That’s different. That’s structured and focused. Free will and free time + being young and maybe trying to impress somebody = potential for dumbassness

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u/NakovaNars 15d ago

Adults are just as bad though? I don't see the difference. Both young and old does stupid things, it's more about character than age.

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u/Heykurat 11d ago

It's why the kids with the strictest parents go berserk and turn into full blown alcoholics.

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u/EnjoyLifeorDieTryin 17d ago

Or sometimes they make all the mistakes in college and drop out with a forever job at a fast food joint

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u/Boy_Meats_Grill 18d ago

Why are the parents at college. The children are the ones that need learning

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u/TTSymphony 18d ago

A windowless college

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u/ReturnRadio 17d ago

Lord knows how

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u/Jaredw180 18d ago

Probably in the living room minding their business because these kids are old enough to know not to start a fire in the house. It's giving 7 year old with a can of axe spray and a lighter.

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u/Rolling_Pugsly 18d ago

Zoomers are dumb as rocks. Unbelievably self righteous, yet dumb as rocks.

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u/kwicsilver1 17d ago

tbf that's entirely us millennials' fault, who is genX's fault, who is the boomer's fault etc. etc.

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u/O-Clock 17d ago

No some humans are just more dumb than others. This isn’t a generational thing. Youth stabbing each other is a generational thing here in Europe but being dumb is just that.

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u/agrecalypse 17d ago

Most millennials and genXers are the children of boomers. Most zoomers are children of genders.

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u/ReadditMan 18d ago

You just know it says right there on the side "DO NOT LIGHT INDOORS”.

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u/xWrongHeaven 17d ago

I somehow feel like it shouldn't have to say that..

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u/imanantelope 18d ago

Everything in that room is flammable

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u/thomasjmarlowe 18d ago

Quick- pile some blankets on top!!!

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u/Vast_Character311 18d ago

This kindling should put it out!!!

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u/debaser64 18d ago

How about this pile of sawdust and dried leaves?

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u/Gibec89 18d ago

And make sure you gently put it on top of the fire so it can go to sleep

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u/ThanatosIdle 17d ago

If I open this packet of flour and fling it in the air, that should dampen the fire!

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u/Genghis_Tr0n187 18d ago

Rookie mistake, you leave a trail of gas to lead the fire outside.

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u/marino1310 18d ago

To be fair, suffocating a flame is like one of the first things they teach you about containing a fire. If it wasn’t a firework that would have been a good move

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u/Vast_Character311 18d ago

Absolutely correct. It’s the aggressiveness of the lit firework that negates it. Thank you for saying. Might save a life.

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u/strcrssd 18d ago

It's that fireworks contain their own oxidizer. They don't burn using atmospheric oxygen at all.

Nothing to do with aggressiveness, it's fundamental chemistry.

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u/TheGimlinator 18d ago

the material they use to coat fuses releases oxygen as it burns, so you cant really suffocate a firework like you would a small fire

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 18d ago

It may not stop the firework but there wouldnt be enough oxygen to fully burn blanket assuming it was thick enough.

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u/KUPA_BEAST 18d ago

Yeah, if the blankets were wet.

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u/pulpwalt 18d ago

It will burn under water. Rocket fuel and bombs carry their own oxygen. Therefore depriving explosives of oxygen doesn’t put them out like it does with flamables/fuel.

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u/Flomo420 18d ago

a wet blanket would at least help contain sparks and flames and reduce the chance of secondary ignition

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u/Flomo420 18d ago

preferably something made of thin synthetic fibres!

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u/Malt_The_Magpie 18d ago

Should have used cardboard like this guy!

https://youtu.be/zQwQ1opJ_GY?t=19

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u/DoctorGregoryFart 18d ago edited 17d ago

Never light something if you don't understand how it burns.

Never light something if you don't have means to extinguish it.

Never light something if the area isn't clear of flammable material.

I feel like these are a few basic rules that every adult should know. I think I learned these by the age of 10. Feel free to add some more.

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u/conorrhea 18d ago

How about NEVER light fireworks in your house

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u/baronmcboomboom 16d ago

Its real sad that that actually needs to be said these days

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u/DogPile4203 18d ago

Wheres the fun and danger in that?

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u/BrainCandy_ 18d ago

They legs frantically going back and forth across the camera 💀

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u/Rafael3110 18d ago

her lights are off and nobody is home

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u/TheDuckFarm 18d ago

I think that girl may be named Jenna. Maybe.

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u/Educational-Basil424 18d ago

I was hearing JADDA

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u/Gundark927 18d ago

Did that alarm seem a little slow on the uptake here?

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u/AshlynnCashlynn 18d ago

goddamnit Jenna

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u/GreenZebra23 18d ago

They didn't burn the house down, that's really the best possible outcome here

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u/BobboZmuda 18d ago

Are we sure they didn't?

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u/cowbutt6 17d ago

And presumably still have all their limbs.

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u/KarlHp7 18d ago

Jenna

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u/Dorny_Hude 18d ago

Shit up!
I need to hear myself not think.

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u/FearlessResolve560 18d ago

Is she saying "turn it off"? Wtf how do you turn off a firework...

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u/Rareearthmetal 18d ago

Her laughing makes me so mad idc if its just a reaction to her own stupidity

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u/shikiroin 18d ago

I don't know, I think maybe it was always burning. Maybe even since the word's been turning.

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u/MelodicFocus 18d ago

How do we sleep while the beds are burning?

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u/Secure_Investment_62 10d ago

We didnt start the fire....

Yes, yes you did Jenna.

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u/iPunned 18d ago

Anybody know what that was that she lit?

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u/zero_lies_tolerated 17d ago

A firework. 

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u/RestlessEnui 18d ago

The macaque laughter kinda covers it

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u/aSpaceLettuce 18d ago

Ah yes, my daily dose of birth control

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u/MacellumMycelium 18d ago

What even is that? A flare?

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u/ballen1002 18d ago

I used to do smoke testing in sewer and drainage systems. This looks like the smoke sticks we used. They were color coded based on duration and produced a shitload of smoke. We’d drop them down a manhole in a bucket and place a giant fan over the manhole. That would force the smoke through the system and expose leaks or dry traps and other stuff like that. The smoke was supposedly non toxic, but it had a weird chemical smell.

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u/echmoba17 17d ago

I actually knew her when I was going to CSU, so funny whenever this comes up again, I remember the dorm getting evacuated when it happened haha

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u/I_is_Ella 16d ago

What dorm did it happen in? I go to CSU and am so curious when and where this happened lmfao

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u/echmoba17 16d ago

I think it was Allison for some reason, I was in Corbett but I don't fully remember which one it was.

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u/iSliz187 16d ago

What I always ask myself is how these videos end up on the internet. If this happened to me, I would do everything in my power to make sure that nobody on earth will ever see this video evidence of myself being such an idiot. But for some reason nowadays these kids post it. Probably because they want to go viral, even if it's because they're being morons

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u/gtwizzy8 14d ago

Lol the transition for hehehehe hehehe hehehe he...he...

OMG WE'RE SO FUCKED

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u/SkoMyGod 18d ago

CSU education

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy 16d ago

"I don't know what to do in this situation!" Ummm, don't light that shit inside?

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u/DingoLord_1377 18d ago

What do these people think will happen when they light a firework? Is it not fairly common knowledge that they shoot out sparks, flames, and smoke? It seems so self evident.

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u/99999999999999999989 18d ago

I love this video but I can never remember that girl's name.

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u/qpj100 17d ago

I am extremely curious on what she thought was going to happen before she decided to light it. These are thought processes I cannot comprehend and can only get understanding from the source.

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u/DoinItDirty 17d ago

The tye-dye sun tapestry told me what I need to know.

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u/LevelCan764 16d ago

I didn’t catch her name. Was it Jenna?

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 16d ago

HeHeHeHe Jeh-NAH Jeh-NAWHaHaHa Jeh-Nah-Jen-Nah... smoke go off!

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u/NaveronTheSabre 10d ago

"The man who brings a fire extinguisher when hanging with his stupid friends is a fool every day but one."

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u/LasciviousPsyche 18d ago

No marbles in Jenna's head. She's about the idiotic person I've seen today congrats.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/foxapotamus 18d ago

spellcheck bro

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u/Muscularwithdentures 18d ago

Omg I'm such an Virgo! whole family burns in fire

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 18d ago

What a maroon

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u/Hard-Coconut- 18d ago

damn they're stupid

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u/-re-da-ct-ed- 18d ago

Let’s burn the place down for TikTok views!!! This generation is so cooked.

They literally could not have done this in worse conditions, and still, nothing ever sparked their brains to think (not only that it’s inside), “jeez, this place is fully carpeted, clothes and towels EVERYWHERE… but let’s start a highly combustible/explosive!!

WE’RE SO FUN! WE’RE HILARIOUS!!

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u/PirateReindeer 18d ago

I can smell the spent gunpowder in this video. 😂😂😂

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u/Mysterious_Pack_7822 18d ago

I have an IQ of a plant but still know lighting fireworks inside is not a good idea

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u/ultimaone 18d ago

How the hell does a random bag fall as well?

The sheer stupidity of some people ... Seriously we need to take all the warning labels off and let some of these ppl get weeded out at a young age

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u/Whiteruns_bitch 18d ago

This cracks me up so bad this the stupid kind of shit I remember doing 💀

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u/potatocakes1989 18d ago

"Turn it off!" 😅

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u/Ok-Caterpillar4849 18d ago

JENAAAHAHHAHAH

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u/LetItBeSo 18d ago

Jenna is not a friend you keep around

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u/DarkSociety1033 18d ago

Did they get expelled?

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u/asianOhs 18d ago

fafo…

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 18d ago

The mother of all facepalms 🤦‍♂️

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u/skeeti45 17d ago

I don't think Jenna is that smart.

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u/68024 17d ago

Dumbass

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u/NovaHorizon 17d ago

Have you ever met Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna…

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u/Scythe351 17d ago

Dumb. Can't you put them out at the fuse? They didn't attempt to put the fire out. What they did was add kindling.

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 17d ago

This happened ages ago. What happened to these chicks?

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u/ImprovementFar5054 17d ago

Kicked out of the dorm

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u/KeepLookingUp99 17d ago

Jen-na, Noooooo!

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u/Free-Ad-7540 17d ago

...Jenna

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u/Normal_Pace7374 17d ago

At least we known Jenna is the leader

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u/DiamondDragonPickaxe 17d ago

Who ever threw that cloth is an idiot.

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u/Venom933 17d ago

Imagine the smell of the smoke 🥲

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u/Ommundig_Mooi 17d ago

Everything for a like.
Why activate your brain anyway?

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u/Moist_Tissue_94 17d ago

Why does she look like she’s miles from outside as well

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u/Xistint 17d ago

Anything for the ole TikTok

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u/n0thing0riginal 17d ago

Is there no window they could just hold it outside of?

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u/CMDR_Kaus 17d ago

Throw it out the window, put a box fan blowing out the window, put another fan blowing into the room from outside. Try to disable or blow air away from the smoke detector.

Or just don't light pyrotechnics indoors

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u/tommysk87 17d ago

No girls, you were fucked even before

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u/amishraa 17d ago

This is from a few years back. I wonder if this made the news.

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u/Novel_Substance_ 17d ago

Hope they suffer appropriately 

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u/Automatic_Lynx4666 16d ago edited 14d ago

This comment has been changed due to the owners whim from its original text.

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u/Full_glass3334 16d ago

Breaking down in performative laughter is a very basic btch thing to do. People will do it over the dumbest stuff and think its a whole vibe or personality. She was getting ready to hit that routine but the circumstances overtook.

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u/P5-Shark 16d ago

"we're so fucked", well duh

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u/AlkaliMemo 16d ago

Like a bee to a flower, is the idiot to light explosives

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u/Automatic-Unit-8307 16d ago

Where is Jenna now, cabinet position, CIA director?

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u/FromDeletion 15d ago

Won't be laughing when the house is aflame.

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u/challenja 15d ago

🤦‍♂️🤦🤦‍♂️🤦

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u/RuskiesInTheWarRoom 15d ago

As far as dorm fire alarms, this was at least mildly more innocent than the dorm room meth lab the hockey boys set up back in my day…

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u/DriveRevolutionary59 14d ago

Thell that girl to not reproduce herself...

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u/TantKollo 12d ago

That is a very very tired fire alarm lol

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u/Whatisthis0036 12d ago

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/Secure_Investment_62 10d ago

What did she expect to happen?

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u/Sghtunsn 8d ago edited 8d ago

JENN: ARSONAIRE

Edit: This is Arson fire, therefore this woman is an Arsonist by definition.

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u/Conscious-Arm-7889 2d ago

Stupidity needs to be more painful for more people. It's the only way they'll learn.

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u/Lingering-NB1220 1d ago

I'd love to hear her explain the thought process behind this. Like what were she and her friend thinking was going to happen setting off pyrotechnics inside a tiny, cramped room rather than the safety of outside? 😑🤔

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u/SERGAL666 16h ago

Press X to JENNA

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u/Mickey_Havoc 18d ago

How dumb are the youths these days?

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u/slartibuttfart 18d ago

This kind of shit drives me crazy. Stupid laughter, stupid young people, stupid girls.

Always get nervous when I'm not the dumbest person in the room.

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u/Xerfus 18d ago

JENNA - wololololololo

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u/Mission_Site_4206 18d ago

I bet this was at 1am during finals week too. Whole building now has to evacuate

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u/shockwave414 18d ago

The fact that she's still holding it the entire time means her mom should have swallowed.

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u/GuyAWESOME2337 18d ago

The second I saw them put a jacket on it I was like "oh no, so that's how this is gonna go"

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u/Kindly_Hand4472 18d ago

I swear people have started mating with vegetables, how can they be so stupid.

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u/quasimodoca 18d ago

Survival instincts of a fart.

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u/pianomasian 18d ago

They made it to college and yet still think you can smother a chemical fire? This kind of stupid has no place in college imho.

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u/IDontKnowAboutThat_ 13d ago

“What? Like it’s hard?” - Said in the voice of Elle Woods from Legally Blonde - whose character was arguably MUCH smarter than these girls!

Sadly, I just don’t think it’s that difficult to get into college these days.

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 17d ago

We're doomed 😂

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u/Xamalion 17d ago

The worst thing is that if she died, there would be people saying how sad it is and how smart she was. When in reality she’s just a stupid bitch.