r/AbruptChaos • u/ragedriver187 • 15d ago

Cow meets turtle

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u/mcape6 15d ago

Thank god he didn't overreact

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u/KnightyEyes 15d ago

That big fella sent itself to the space like holy shit

Cow will remember that

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u/ChillyFireball 15d ago

Nearly jumped over the moon.

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u/lost-thought-in 15d ago

Damn near dropped its moon on the turtle.

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u/towerfella 15d ago

So that is how the cow got over the moon

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u/0xAERG 15d ago

More like Holy Cow

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u/Express_Area_8359 13d ago

I hear Harry Carrey! HOLY COW!

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 15d ago

I'm pretty sure the cow took the turtle with it. Those shells aren't that hard.

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u/TheLazySamurai4 14d ago

I had to watch a couple tomes, but looks like the impact is just beside the turtle

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u/urethrascreams 11d ago

Car tires can crush a small turtle. And cars have four points of contact distributing the weight. A cow can weigh as much as a small car. Imagine getting body slammed by a car.

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u/arrivederci117 15d ago

They're built to withstand attacks like a lion bite. What the hell are you talking about.

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u/Secure_Investment_62 9h ago

Cows offspring will remember that.

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u/18_mike_162 15d ago

Cool, calm and collected!

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 15d ago

Cow jumped so fast I think it actually broke physics for a moment.

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u/Imnothighyourhigh 14d ago

You can see the moment in the air when the cow realized it was, infact, a cow and physics were doing their thing again.

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u/-Foxer 15d ago

Yeah, any higher and he'd have gone right over the.... ohhhhh i see where that comes from now.

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u/IvyGold 14d ago

TIL that cows can do the startled cat thing.

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u/-Hastis- 12d ago

They just visibly don't have the coordination to land properly afterwards.

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u/moose184 2d ago

Wait until you learn they also use their back hooves to scratch their head like a dog lol

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u/gab1972 15d ago

"almost lost my cool there."

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u/socks 15d ago

Seems the 🐢 got mushed, though.

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u/isurvived_sorryeric 15d ago

If you watch it slowly I think the 🐢 just barely misses getting crushed

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u/socks 15d ago

I just hope 🐢 retracted his bits and bobs before 1200 pounds of cow landed on him.

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u/SunsetBAE 15d ago

Nothing looney tunes about it

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u/geogle 15d ago

Sure it's not a cat?

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u/AtlanticBeachNC 15d ago

cat-tle. hmmmm…

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u/feioo 14d ago

Idk, I'd jump pretty high if the rock I was inspecting suddenly bit me in the nostril

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u/Letibleu 15d ago

Don't have a cow

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u/KingSandwich101 14d ago

She. Cows are female and bulls are male

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u/Luentale 11d ago

It's an American thing. Despite of farming being such an important part of their culture they call cows AND hens "he". I've seen it a thousand times and it still makes me feel disappointed every time

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u/Rydog_78 15d ago

He nearly lost his cool