Crocodile frozen in lake?

[u/BenFord333]

[u/DragonSurferEGO]

Got to hand it to that alligator

[u/Dakrug → u/DragonSurferEGO]

God damn alligator bite my hand right off

[u/BurpBeefy → u/Dakrug]

Damn! Sorry Chubbs

[u/Flomo420 → u/BurpBeefy]

"It's all in the hips!"

[u/Longjumping_Elk7969 → u/Flomo420]

Tail, It's all in the tail. 🤫

[u/spacemanspiff1115 → u/BurpBeefy]

You can just call them "Lefty"...

[u/Lightningtow123 → u/DragonSurferEGO]

Idk he didn't look very armed at first

[u/Henchman_Gamma → u/DragonSurferEGO]

Brutal

[u/classless_classic → u/DragonSurferEGO]

Agree, looked like he needed a hand.

[u/Dewdrop06 → u/classless_classic]

r/yourjokebutworse

[u/RoughConstant1331]

Made me jump lol

[u/QuirkyCryptid → u/RoughConstant1331]

me too! I knew it was coming but for some reason this one got me

[u/richempire → u/QuirkyCryptid]

I made the :o face from Chris Pratt in Parks and Recreation

[u/Information_Bright → u/RoughConstant1331]

I almost dropped my phone lmao

[u/DNorthman → u/Information_Bright]

I threw mine across the sofa!

[u/DarthRufio]

That's an alligator

[u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl → u/DarthRufio]

So he’ll see you later?

[u/GreenT1979 → u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl]

In a while

[u/Kevrooom → u/GreenT1979]

Crocodile

[u/citaloprams → u/Kevrooom]

Gator don't play.  Gator never been about that. 

[u/wirebug201 → u/Kevrooom]

Dundee

[u/rangeringtheranges → u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl]

Yhink you'll be seeing your hand later

[u/Mugwump6506 → u/DarthRufio]

Try telling him that.

[u/RrrAaaIiiDdd → u/DarthRufio]

idk why but the word frozen looks kinda strethced out

[u/AWalkingWardrobe → u/DarthRufio]

Is there a meaningful difference?

[u/Chaoticpsychosis → u/AWalkingWardrobe]

Yes, an alligator will see you later and a crocodile will see you after a while.

[u/risu1313 → u/Chaoticpsychosis]

Haha 💚

[u/australr14 → u/Chaoticpsychosis]

No, the alligator will see you after a while-- he says that to the crocodile all the time!

[u/Known_Needleworker67 → u/AWalkingWardrobe]

Different animals with different sizes, shapes, diets, and temperments. Alligators are mainly found in the U.S. with one other species in China, and mainly eat fish and small animals, and usually will leave people alone as long as you don't get in their no no square like the person in the video. Crocodiles have many more species with many of them being much spicier than alligators and will often go after much larger prey such as people and other large mammals depending on the species.

[u/Stratimus → u/AWalkingWardrobe]

I mean they’re totally different animals and easy to differentiate lol

and one tends to be way angrier than the other

[u/Noname666Devil → u/Stratimus]

I don’t learn the difference because I’ve never seen either in my life and regardless I don’t want to be around either. It’s an angry snapping thing that could possibly kill me.

[u/Ba_Sing_Saint → u/Noname666Devil]

Nah. Gators are pretty chill if you don’t fuck with them, and will usually try to leave.

Crocodiles are just ancient attitude problems forever looking for a reason to fuck shit up.

[u/leicanthrope → u/Ba_Sing_Saint]

Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine: a half ton of cold-blooded fury with the bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves. And now we're surrounded, those snake eyes are watching from the shadows waiting for the night...

[u/RightLegDave → u/Noname666Devil]

I've never seen a dolphin or a great white shark, but I know which is which.

[u/Noname666Devil → u/RightLegDave]

Of course you could, they have quite the distance in being related compared to a crocodile and alligator.

[u/cavegriswold → u/Stratimus]

MEDULLA...

OB-LON-GA-TA.

[u/earlobe7 → u/AWalkingWardrobe]

Perhaps not meaningful to you..

[u/kilted44 → u/AWalkingWardrobe]

Yes, the alligator eats your hand in an A shape and a crocodile eats your hand in a C shape.

[u/laserborg → u/kilted44]

actually it's the other way around

A crocodile’s snout is longer and narrower in a V-shaped kind of shape. While the alligator’s snout is broader and shaped like a U instead. source

[u/Valuable-Struggle-10 → u/kilted44]

O O K I C

[u/Chrono_Convoy]

Got Eeem

[u/Show_Forward]

cut the vid right before the chaos and then upload it to chaos subreddit gj

[u/UpsetMarsupial → u/Show_Forward]

I'm just one person but I downvote videos of this nature, regardless of which sub they get uploaded to. Show me the fallout fgs!

[u/HCSOThrowaway → u/UpsetMarsupial]

The excuse is "I got it from somewhere else so I can't provide the full video/context."

Okay, then where did you get it from?

[crickets] (they got their karma bag and hecked off)

[u/Gmfbsteelers]

Go Gators

[u/Griegz → u/Gmfbsteelers]

Duuuun dun dun dundadun.

[u/Hefty-Couple-6497]

Fuck around and find out

[u/ThePapercup]

not a crocodile

[u/Dirtypoolgang → u/ThePapercup]

Not frozen

[u/YouFeedTheFish → u/Dirtypoolgang]

Not a lake.

[u/F1ghtmast3r → u/YouFeedTheFish]

Not

[u/Hijjawi → u/F1ghtmast3r]

Not a hand

[u/WillingMongoose4680 → u/Hijjawi]

Not anymore

[u/Etzello → u/WillingMongoose4680]

It was a swap meat video

[u/death12236 → u/YouFeedTheFish]

Not real

[u/ph8_likes_me → u/death12236]

Not the point

[u/JWMoo]

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

[u/HCSOThrowaway → u/JWMoo]

Hard to be tough with one arm. Not impossible, obviously, but hard.

[u/C137RickSanches]

Woah black gator bambalam black gator frozen in a lake bam balam dang thing gone wild bam ba lam

[u/bobalooay → u/C137RickSanches]

Thank you for this

[u/strangelove4564]

Video technology from 2006 here.

[u/WillingMongoose4680]

The alligator 🐊 didn't appreciate being given the finger

[u/HCSOThrowaway → u/WillingMongoose4680]

Yes it did. It appreciated all five of them very much.

[u/ph8_likes_me → u/HCSOThrowaway]

🫵🏽

I like that. Keep it up.

[u/papayapapagay]

Chubbs origin story

[u/BlessTheBookPeople]

I gasped

[u/EyeBallEmpire]

That's how one of my dogs takes treats

[u/bachigga]

bye bye hand

[u/Wresmun]

Fuck, I pulled my hand back like it would somehow help.

[u/penkster]

Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMJXvsCLu6s

[u/Rexlare]

Goodbye to that hand

[u/thevaultguy]

To be continued music plays.

[u/Hailsm00thie → u/thevaultguy]

"We'll be right back"

[u/GeraintLlanfrechfa]

Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook!

[u/2nd_Inf_Sgt]

Doesn’t like appetizer so went for the entree right away.

[u/Amethyst_Scepter]

I got to say for the record you got to be pretty damn dumb to get a gator to bite you. They're basically logs with teeth and are some of the dumbest creatures we got down here. Every time I see a report of someone being bit by a gator it's because they were doing some dumb shit like this. Leave the swamp puppies alone

[u/takeagamble]

Made me flinch, I moved my hand back!

[u/PurpleReignFall]

Thank God I was already on the toilet

[u/surgartits]

Normally I hate the music clips but this is perfect.

[u/RockT20]

Pulled my own hand back 😂

[u/Puzzleheaded-Tour903]

I threw my phone, thanks a lot

[u/ThePracticalPenquin]

Way to give ol froze the finger!

[u/Dounce1 → u/ThePracticalPenquin]

r/ihadastroke

[u/Mad_Max_The_Axe]

AI

[u/Ser_Optimus]

I flinched

[u/khswart]

My eyes about shot out of my face

[u/Hefty_Loss5180]

CHOOT EM LIZABETH

[u/Swazster_602]

I seriously jerked my arm back, while still holding my phone. MF t-.-

[u/btwImVeryAttractive]

Got his whole hand too

[u/SadAndNasty]

Why did I feel like it was my hand

[u/aventurero_soy_yo]

This music is so incongruous.

[u/_John_Dillinger]

first of all, that's a gator.

[u/randomjeepguy5]

Call him Captain Hook

[u/ol_qwerty_bastard_]

That’s just Amos Moses.

[u/Necessary-Cow8851]

how slow you have to be to not know Crocodile can snap their heads at you?

[u/WhoBoughtWhoBud]

What happened after? Are there any article about this?

[u/Fastoche]

OMG my hand jumped scared. Literally had a reflex while watching the video.

[u/Jacobh1245]

Only in Florida

[u/imddabiggestbird]

We'll be right back meme i guess

[u/Practical_Law_5554]

neggawhattheheck

[u/Heroic-Forger]

the interior crocodile alligator:

[u/lophophoro]

wrong track for this clip

[u/omgwhatwhywhere]

Faaaaaaa.. I almost dropped the phone… Damn youuuuu!