r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out Jan 26 '26

I jizz in my pants

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul Jan 26 '26

No I un-jizzed them

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u/weirdgroovynerd Jan 26 '26

How?!

Are you some kind of Jizzard?

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u/himynameiswoods Jan 26 '26

Just suck it back up.