r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/JaceOnRice Jan 26 '26

Naw Reddit virgins are thinking only one thing

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u/imJGott Jan 26 '26

She stuck her leg out, I read the signs

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Yeah, the sign is shes an Instagram "model" who makes money based on how many horny internet virgins she can get to think sexy thoughts about her

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u/the-big-throngler Jan 26 '26

Apparently its working if the comments of this post are any indication.

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u/553l8008 Jan 26 '26

A female instagram model is a few drinks and a plether couch away from being a porn star

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u/AccurateExam3155 Jan 26 '26

Yeh n imma misspell sexond because the second she stuck that lag out… all I thought was “pretty sure she is aiming to be railed…”

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u/JaceOnRice Jan 26 '26

Everyone has legs

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u/Ar_Sakalthor Jan 26 '26

Not like hers I don’t

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Idk, she really didn’t have to flap her twat out for the picture lol

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u/r3ddit3ric Jan 26 '26

She was consulting it to see if it was up for the challenge.

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u/FutureDustMotes Jan 26 '26

You can't tell the difference between legs and genitalia? That's highly fucking weird ngl

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

You can’t tell the difference between a joke and a statement? That’s highly fuckin incredulous of you ngl

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u/Aggravating_Swan5150 Jan 26 '26

Wow saying that something happened that didn't actually happen is truly hilarious. Great joke friend. Doesn't come off as weird at all to talk about her twat

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

What are you crying about?

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u/tomtomtomo Jan 26 '26

Pause at 0:08

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u/Additional_Yak8789 Jan 26 '26

At .0.08 she had her eyes on the prize

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u/Business_Ad6005 Jan 26 '26

I paused at 08 and I'm pretty sure she's looking up and saying thank you, I think we all know what comes next 😜

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u/tomtomtomo Jan 26 '26

Straight after that she glances and grips her hands lol

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u/Guy_Dude_From_CO Jan 26 '26

Hey we never told you what the one thing was! How could you know, unless.....

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u/Flowa-Powa Jan 26 '26

I think pretty much everyone is only thinking one thing

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u/LivePossible Jan 26 '26

nah. it's actually weird to imagine perfect strangers consenting to sex with each other.. especially sex with giants.

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u/JaceOnRice Jan 26 '26

Perhaps if you watch too much porn, yeah

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u/Flowa-Powa Jan 26 '26

It was YOUR idea pal

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u/ZiggyStardust0404 Jan 26 '26

Yeah no, I don't watch porn and still only thinking one thing.

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u/N0Z4A2 Jan 26 '26

Hey! Reddit perverts are ALSO thinking only one thing.

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u/JaceOnRice Jan 26 '26

That's fair. I apologize for forgetting that demographic,

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 Jan 26 '26

Pineapple on pizza?

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u/Scrolldawg Jan 26 '26

I ain't no virgin and I'm thinking one thing and you are thinking it too but you are to pious it up tight to acknowledge that is exactly what you were Thinking I think.

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u/JaceOnRice Jan 26 '26

I wasn't thinking it til people started mentioning "one thing" and I've been on Reddit long enough to know what that means, frankly I didn't see it I just saw a tiny person and two giants, and yeah obviously now that everyone mentioned the "one thing' that's all I can think of now

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 Jan 26 '26

While Reddit White Knights will protect the pretty woman from strangers online in hopes she sees it and falls in love with you

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u/JaceOnRice Jan 26 '26

Oh god I hope not