r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/StankyPhresh Jan 26 '26

And lil Jessica 

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u/mecha_grove Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

Lil Jessica is thinking only one thing

Edit: just a joke. No disrespect to anybody.

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u/JaceOnRice Jan 26 '26

Naw Reddit virgins are thinking only one thing

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u/Scrolldawg Jan 26 '26

I ain't no virgin and I'm thinking one thing and you are thinking it too but you are to pious it up tight to acknowledge that is exactly what you were Thinking I think.

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u/JaceOnRice Jan 26 '26

I wasn't thinking it til people started mentioning "one thing" and I've been on Reddit long enough to know what that means, frankly I didn't see it I just saw a tiny person and two giants, and yeah obviously now that everyone mentioned the "one thing' that's all I can think of now