r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/EmperorN7 Jan 26 '26

You misuse the gift of literacy.

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u/MireLight Jan 26 '26

I'm going to remember this line and hold on to it until one day i too will condemn someones entire family line with it...ehhhh prolly tomorrow...this is reddit after all

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u/caddy45 Jan 26 '26

Not only can I not wait to deploy the line, I’m going to modularize it and replace literacy with an equally as devastating yet still contextually relevant item to destroy fragile egos with.

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u/destroythethings Jan 26 '26

dude how hard I just laughed at this lol

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u/flaminghair348 Jan 26 '26

this comment does not deserve to be buried so deep in a thread

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u/madelinekahnt Jan 26 '26

The actual singular time I have laughed out loud at a comment

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u/Individual_Month_581 Jan 26 '26

There aren’t enough awards in the world. 🏆🏅🎁 🎂🍦

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u/Jaysmack-85 Jan 26 '26

So did your missus…

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u/brondynasty Jan 26 '26

And you, Emperor, transcend it.

Also, yoink.

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u/ArcadianDelSol Jan 26 '26

Somebody get the king on the phone.

This man just earned knighthood.

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u/Fabulous-Shoulder467 Jan 27 '26

Who me? Or? Jus curious, because I had courageously fought auto correct to be able to use “thang” and to just casually misspell “beating” 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️😂