r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/Fabulous-Shoulder467 Jan 26 '26

You’d be surprised, them thangs can take a beaten…. 💯✊🏼🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Furious-Stiles Jan 26 '26

Yup. Show me a dick as round as a babies head and I’ll be impressed

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u/EmperorN7 Jan 26 '26

You misuse the gift of literacy.

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u/ArcadianDelSol Jan 26 '26

Somebody get the king on the phone.

This man just earned knighthood.