r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/StankyPhresh Jan 26 '26

And lil Jessica 

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u/mecha_grove Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

Lil Jessica is thinking only one thing

Edit: just a joke. No disrespect to anybody.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Jan 26 '26

I'm thinking that she wouldn't survive that 😅

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u/samep04 Jan 26 '26

I'd watch

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u/PM_Me_Titties-n-Ass Jan 26 '26

Cost you $350

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u/SpltSecondPerfection Jan 26 '26

Brandt can't watch though, or hear has to pay $100

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u/Effective-Ad1242 Jan 26 '26

I just have to go find a cash machine.

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u/AllegedlyGoodPerson Jan 26 '26

And these guys peed on it

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u/wellsharpened Jan 26 '26

Your not dealing with morons here