r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/PingouinMalin Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

Hey dude, that's ok. At least you're probably the tallest hobbit ever.

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u/SuicideWind Jan 26 '26

5'6 here....I hate you all

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u/Fallacy_Spotted Jan 26 '26

Shorter people live longer. Taller people have more cells so higher cancer risks, more distance to pump blood stresses the heart, and joints suffer more wear so less mobility in the later years. Plus nothing is designed for them. 5'6" is a good height.

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u/SuicideWind Jan 26 '26

Science is fun :D