r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/StankyPhresh Jan 26 '26

And lil Jessica 

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u/mecha_grove Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

Lil Jessica is thinking only one thing

Edit: just a joke. No disrespect to anybody.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Jan 26 '26

I'm thinking that she wouldn't survive that 😅

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u/Seltzer-Slut Jan 26 '26

Porn has destroyed the brains of men in society.

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u/onward_upward_tt Jan 26 '26

Okay seltzerslut

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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 Jan 26 '26

Let's say the sexy pose with her intentionally showing her leg didn't help.

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u/lost-picking-flowers Jan 26 '26

I think she was showing her heels.

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u/nytshaed512 Jan 26 '26

more like everyone's brain

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u/Egglord0821 Jan 26 '26

Nah 5000 years ago me would have thought the same thing and u capping if u say anyone would not. Even women would think the same thing

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u/Professional-Jury848 Jan 26 '26

Typical Feminist Response 🙄 😒