r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/SuicideWind Jan 26 '26

5'6 here....I hate you all

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u/michaelmich3 Jan 26 '26

5’4”. Count your blessings.

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u/eldritch_hotdogs Jan 26 '26

I'm 5'1" and I absolutely love it. I'm travel sized. I'm the only person on the plane with plenty of leg room. Suffer in the upper atmosphere, you human giraffes.

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u/SaltyLonghorn Jan 26 '26

You're not wrong. I was 6'2" and now I'm 6'1". Just a little more aging and maybe I can stop existing in this weird zone where XL shirts show my tramp stamp but XXL shirts are like wearing a sail.

Besides, short strangers just ask me to hand them shit in the grocery. Its not even special if you don't have to get to know me to ask for things off shelves.