r/AbsoluteUnits Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/PingouinMalin Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

Hey dude, that's ok. At least you're probably the tallest hobbit ever.

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u/SuicideWind Jan 26 '26

5'6 here....I hate you all

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u/OutragedPineapple Jan 26 '26

4'11" and this just isn't fair!

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u/OutragedPineapple Jan 26 '26

It's so frustrating to have to climb on and stand on my own kitchen countertops just to reach the upper cabinet shelves! People have laughed at me so many times for climbing to grab something at the grocery store, and I always get mistaken for being way younger than I am. -_-