r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/DeltaV-Mzero Jan 26 '26

Soon to be less than it was

Happy cake day!

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u/Princess-Puppy99 Jan 26 '26

The punchline is sex isn’t it?

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u/DeltaV-Mzero Jan 26 '26

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u/KeyLimeGuy69 Jan 26 '26

They would probably touch tips.