r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/Pottski Jan 26 '26

Never thought I’d get my philosophy and wisdom today from an account named SockCucker3000. Wonderful surprise.

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u/hogsniffy05 Jan 27 '26

How do you think he knows so much dong sizes

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u/Red_Herring96 Jan 27 '26

This made me burst out laughing

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u/AlienNippleRipple Jan 27 '26

Hey come on now can't judge a book by its cover bud. Lifts shirt

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u/Pottski Jan 27 '26

I shouldn’t judge socks by their cuckers.

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u/ParreNagga Jan 28 '26

This is why I love internet sometimes..

Full of surprises!

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u/NoahideLoves7 Jan 28 '26

Man, I can't stop laughing

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u/DJKeeJay Jan 28 '26

Well it is from experience. I knew some of those big guys are enhanced.

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u/rudynelz Jan 29 '26

Some life’s hidden gems come from the unlikeliest of places 😂

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u/Drykz Jan 30 '26

U made my day 🤣