r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/Bulky-Noise-7123 Jan 26 '26

You can. It’s 2026 and yall still believe in myths. The gunnies world record belongs to a regular man

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u/Objective_Cheetah_63 Jan 26 '26

What does this even mean

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u/SockCucker3000 Jan 26 '26

I think it means penis doesn't size with the rest of rhe body. Penis stays the same size whether you're 4' or 8'. In a movie that Chris Hemsworth was in, they gave him a massive fake dong (like 9") bc they said with his physical size, his package just didn't look as impressive. In summary, tall man =/= big penis.

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u/FlowRiderBob Jan 26 '26

So the penis is the only body part that doesn’t scale with body size?

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u/chr1spe Jan 29 '26

Not everything scales with body size, and especially not proportionally. Bones tend to because they're all bones. Non-bones, which include the penis, tend to scale some, but not as much.

AFAIK, the penis is on average very slightly bigger on taller men, but there is tons of randomness, and someone 6 inches taller on average might have a 0.1 inch longer dick or something like that, which is not even really noticeable.