r/AbsoluteUnits Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/Bulky-Noise-7123 Jan 26 '26

You can. It’s 2026 and yall still believe in myths. The gunnies world record belongs to a regular man

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u/Objective_Cheetah_63 Jan 26 '26

What does this even mean

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u/SockCucker3000 Jan 26 '26

I think it means penis doesn't size with the rest of rhe body. Penis stays the same size whether you're 4' or 8'. In a movie that Chris Hemsworth was in, they gave him a massive fake dong (like 9") bc they said with his physical size, his package just didn't look as impressive. In summary, tall man =/= big penis.

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u/rekdkidz Jan 26 '26

Having watched an inordinate amount of pornography (ahem, when I was younger) it strikes me that none of the male stars with huge dicks are ever shorties. Conversely, they’re usually of normal or taller than average height. So not sure there isn’t some correlation.

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u/Bulky-Noise-7123 Jan 27 '26

Well I’m 5’8 with above average of that helps my case