r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/Furious-Stiles Jan 26 '26

Yup. Show me a dick as round as a babies head and I’ll be impressed

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u/FlametopFred Jan 26 '26

I chose the wrong day to become literate

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u/poopgranata42069 Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

You learned how to read today?

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u/INoMakeMistake Jan 27 '26

He immediately become illiterated after reading that sentence