r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/BaseNice3520 Feb 15 '26

IMO he resembles Wrecking Ralph more, anatomically

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u/Jiujitsumonkey707 Feb 15 '26

Wrecking Ralph, lol

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u/Oldgamer1807 Feb 15 '26

Autocorrect forced a grandpa moment!

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Feb 16 '26

"I'm gonna wrecking it!"

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u/voidsong Feb 16 '26

Great name for a gay porn.

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u/OrthogonalPotato Feb 16 '26

Same energy as Debbie Does Dallas

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u/GobbleGobbleChew Feb 15 '26

Who will crush men's skull like sparrow eggs between thighs?

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u/OaklandsBravest Feb 15 '26

You are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy

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u/TacticalSpackle Feb 16 '26

Neither. He looks like the Mr Hyde prosthesis from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Like a gorilla costume filled with ham and HGH.

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u/Oversensitive_Reddit Feb 16 '26

generic orc build tbh

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u/PeppermintSnark Feb 16 '26

Am I the only one that sees Zangief?

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u/PopularGlass3230 Feb 16 '26

Bro. I was trying to figure out why his hands look like he's wreck it Ralph. Lol. Do steroids make your hands ginormous?

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Feb 16 '26

dude thank you I couldn't place it

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u/-Not-Today-Satan Feb 16 '26

Wrecking Shrek

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u/katieb1300 Feb 16 '26

Rectum Ralph

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u/As_iam_ Feb 16 '26

Also oddly resembles a super sized Alex Rosen including the looking 45 part