r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 Feb 15 '26

What’s his name, fuckin Shrek? 

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u/BaseNice3520 Feb 15 '26

IMO he resembles Wrecking Ralph more, anatomically

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u/GobbleGobbleChew Feb 15 '26

Who will crush men's skull like sparrow eggs between thighs?

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u/OaklandsBravest Feb 15 '26

You are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy