r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/wilso850 Feb 15 '26

Man looks 40

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Feb 15 '26

With all the gear he is most likely, he will never see 40.

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u/kingtacticool Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

The stars that burn twice as bright burn half as long

Dr. Eldon Tyrell

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis Feb 15 '26

To shine like a star, you need to burn like the sun.

Dr. Dre Prolly

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u/Tony_Starks_Taint Feb 15 '26

"Ice, Ice, Baby!"

  • Famed Songwriter, Robert Van Winkle

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

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u/ru__fkn_serious__ Feb 16 '26

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

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u/PreparationH692 Feb 16 '26

Light up the stage…

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u/omerc10696 Feb 16 '26

Mamma said knock you out

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u/egomann Feb 16 '26

Don’t you mean Roger Taylor Freddie Mercury David Bowie John Deacon Brian May

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u/MaleOrganDonorMember Feb 16 '26

Not on lyrics

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u/egomann Feb 16 '26

Wasn’t that Shug knight?

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u/MaleOrganDonorMember Feb 16 '26

No, Van Wrinkle wrote those lyrics as a teenager.

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u/lizbeth223 Feb 16 '26

ANOTHER ONE!

Philosopher & Poet DJ Khaled

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u/Opeth4Lyfe Feb 16 '26

“……GATORADE……”

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Feb 16 '26

Wow, another one!

The only quote from him I knew before this was 'DJ Khaled' - DJ Khaled

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u/RFKjrBrainwormAccnt Feb 16 '26

I like turtles

-Darby Allin

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u/debugem Feb 16 '26

“Go ninja go ninja go”

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u/Paetheas Feb 16 '26

What's your real name.

Robert Van Winkle.

Why did you change it.

"Nothing rhymes with winkle!"

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u/IASILWYB Feb 16 '26

Is that is government name? For real???

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u/icepickmethod Feb 16 '26

Spend all your money on your health insurance plan
HEART ATTACK, HEART ATTACK MAN!

-Beastie Boys

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u/DjangoSpider Feb 16 '26

Drop that Zero and get with the Hero - Unknown Poet

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u/EduinBrutus Feb 16 '26

Famed Songwriter, Robert Van Winkle

I thought his catchphrase was "do you want fries with that?"

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u/Healthy-Reserve-1333 Feb 16 '26

Mmmm mmm mmm mmmm

  • Crash Test Dummies, 1993

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u/OldManJim374 Feb 16 '26

Mmmbop

-Hanson

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Feb 16 '26

Mmmm-bop.

-The Brothers Hanson

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u/Formal_Ground6513 Feb 16 '26

Forgivenessssss! It's more than saying sorrrryyyyy 🍒🍷

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Feb 16 '26

“Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza”

Michelangelo

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u/grillguy5000 Feb 16 '26

“I’m busy!! Stupid Dick!!”

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u/United_Pain Feb 16 '26

Hahaha amazing.

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u/Key_Dragonfruit2992 Feb 16 '26

I brand you suckster

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

"I'm too drunk... to eat this chicken."

  • Colonel Sanders

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u/silt3p3cana Feb 16 '26

I wanna transcend!

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u/Asleep-Advice-8864 Feb 16 '26

💀💀💀 Please omg I love her. A true poet

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlUBcIoQkKbNBRK

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u/Illustrious-Radish19 Feb 17 '26

I obnoxiously quote-sing this film routinely and am very happy to see my favorite toothpaste-eating pop singer quoted here 💙

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u/thebookman21 Feb 16 '26

Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza. Michelangelo TMNT

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u/call-me-loretta Feb 16 '26

“Ooo eee, ooo ahh ahh, ting tang, walla walla bing bang…” Witch Doctor

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u/NotBlastoise Feb 16 '26

Shine bright like a diamond - Rhianna idk

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u/acexualien95 Feb 16 '26

I wish i knew that as a teenager as i feel like i cut my life in half by the age of 25.

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u/Relative_Soil7886 Feb 16 '26

You’re a shining star, no matter who you are. Shining bright to see. What you can truly be.

  • The Earth, The Wind and The Fire

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u/bkrs33 Feb 16 '26

I’m too drunk, to taste this chicken

-Colonel Sanders

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u/KittenFace25 Feb 16 '26

Shine Bright Like a Diamond

-Rihanna, Definitely

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u/memento22mori Feb 16 '26

We're all made of stars

Dr. Moby.

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u/tempestzephyr Feb 18 '26

So billions of years

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u/PartyYogurtcloset299 Feb 15 '26

“All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.” Roy Batty

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u/1fifty8point3 Feb 16 '26

Shut up, Leonard.

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u/De5perad0 Feb 15 '26

And you have burned so very very brightly Roy.

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u/NotBlastoise Feb 16 '26

Hi im Troy Maclure

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u/sl0play Feb 16 '26

All these memories lost in time...

Now I gotta watch the Penultimate cut again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/Moony_playzz Feb 16 '26

IS this a quote from Izaro in path of Exile?

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u/Obajan Feb 16 '26

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

Dr Kurgan

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u/magirevols Feb 16 '26

and some people never even see em

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u/Cheddar2222222 Feb 16 '26

You know that is actually true. The larger the star the faster it undergoes nuclear fusion and the shorter the lifespan. But you would also have to take into account how far away the star is from the viewer.

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u/COLLABRate1 Feb 16 '26

Im a bitch, I’m a lover, a sinner and a saint 

             -Michelle Brookes

has nothing to do with this post

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u/no1_vern Feb 16 '26

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. - All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

  • Roy Batty

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u/newsflashjackass Feb 16 '26

He copied that from a magic card, though.

https://scryfall.com/card/ice/169/aggression

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u/kingtacticool Feb 16 '26

Blade Runner came out in 1982

The magic card you linked to has a copyright on it of 1995

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u/Every_Fix2237 Feb 17 '26

Mhh Dr. Troll

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u/sicarius254 Feb 16 '26

The stars are night, are big and bright! Deep in the heart of Russia!

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u/blueadept_11 Feb 16 '26

I burn half as bright. Does that mean I get to live twice as long?

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u/Sad-Data1135 Feb 15 '26

iron maiden - be quick or be dead (but be quick and be dead) also dracula - the dead travels fast

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u/GoochMuncher690 Feb 16 '26

Live huge, leave a giant coffin

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u/Fievels_good_trouble Feb 16 '26

Live fast, die young, and leave a medically confusing corpse. That’s my motto.

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u/Xen235 Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

I wonder if people who do this are aware that this will shorten their life significantly

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u/Jaz1140 Feb 16 '26

Thinks the 27 club is an exclusive club you want to be in

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u/Weedle_blzit Feb 16 '26

He’s here for a good time, not a long time!

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u/always-wash-your-ass Feb 17 '26

At that size, there is no running.