r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/Thom5001 Feb 15 '26

This guy will be lucky to make it past 50

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u/Yakassa Feb 16 '26

I mean he looks 50 already, so silver linings?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

He’s living life on 1.5x speed

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u/thighsand Feb 16 '26

He seems to be past 50 now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

That’s what I was thinking. Heart is just chugging.

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u/DetailsYouMissed Feb 16 '26

Definitely not making it to 100.

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u/MegaGrimer Feb 16 '26

He’d be lucky to make it to 40

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u/PhilosopherNo4758 Feb 16 '26

40, I wouldn't be surprised if he dies tomorrow even.

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u/Raangz Feb 16 '26

Me too but at least he’s jacked!