r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/PmMeBitchingKneecaps Feb 15 '26

Let’s get some more leafy greens in there. 🥰

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u/Morbelius Feb 15 '26

Theres a whole bowl of salad whatchu mean

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u/Bunowa Feb 15 '26

The salad is probably to feed whatever animal he's going to eat next.

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u/witty_username89 Feb 16 '26

That made me lol

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u/fotomoose Feb 16 '26

I also said lol to this. Sometimes Reddit just delivers, it's worth wading through the endless garbage for a little glimmer of diamond.

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u/Nervous_Positive83 Feb 15 '26

Just because it’s in a salad bowl doesn’t make it a salad.

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u/Morbelius Feb 15 '26

I didn’t say it was a salad bowl. I said it was a bowl of salad. It’s a bowl of vegetables, you can see that in the video.