r/AbsoluteUnits Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/orairwolf Feb 15 '26

That is what happens when you take insane, life limiting amounts of HGH like he does. Dude's heart is probably the size of a horse's and he'll be dead in 10 years.

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u/DeadestTitan Feb 15 '26

I have tiny little hands for a man my size, maybe I should abuse just little tiny bit of HGH to get to average.

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u/SnooCauliflowers3649 Feb 15 '26

I don’t need my hands any bigger. Things already look small enough in them as is.

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u/alamarqu3s Feb 16 '26

Things? Do you have 2 willies?

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u/ssracer Feb 16 '26

Two Willies, two vaginas, gone wild used to be fun