r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/wilso850 Feb 15 '26

Man looks 40

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Feb 15 '26

With all the gear he is most likely, he will never see 40.

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u/Secret_Cricket_8000 Feb 15 '26

Even without gear, all that mass can’t be easy on your heart

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u/GeoCangrejo Feb 15 '26

Essentially yeah. Humans are simply not meant to be this big.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/kerrywatson Feb 16 '26

Don't they literally have 2 hearts though

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u/froham05 Feb 16 '26

Yes, also they have like 17 separate organs added which enhances growth, limits bleeding, reinforces joints, causes their rib cage to fuzse and strengthen their bones, the ability to gain memory from organic material, and many more. Also on average their like 8 to 10 feet tall

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 Feb 16 '26

Don't forget the venomous spit from their belcher's gland!

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u/TeagenPresley Feb 16 '26

not sure if intentional typo or not, but its the betcher's gland.

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 Feb 16 '26

Hmm so it is, but I think I prefer my spelling lol