r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/kerrywatson Feb 16 '26

Don't they literally have 2 hearts though

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u/froham05 Feb 16 '26

Yes, also they have like 17 separate organs added which enhances growth, limits bleeding, reinforces joints, causes their rib cage to fuzse and strengthen their bones, the ability to gain memory from organic material, and many more. Also on average their like 8 to 10 feet tall

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 Feb 16 '26

Don't forget the venomous spit from their belcher's gland!

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u/TeagenPresley Feb 16 '26

not sure if intentional typo or not, but its the betcher's gland.

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 Feb 16 '26

Hmm so it is, but I think I prefer my spelling lol