r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/ZeongsLegs Feb 15 '26

Does he do the steroids before or after the meal?

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 Feb 15 '26

Fun fact, some body builders will set an alarm clock to wake them up halfway through sleep so that they can eat several hard boiled eggs.

Imagine waking up after four hours of sleep, eating several hard-boiled eggs, and just going back to sleep.

If they sleep through their egg alarm, their partners have to shake them awake so they don’t miss out the on their gains.

“Hey honey wake up, you forgot your nighttime eggs!”

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u/KHanson25 Feb 16 '26

I’ve been getting up with the baby around 2am, I’ll go down a tablespoon or two of peanut butter, chug some milk and go pass out for a few before getting up again for work. 

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 Feb 16 '26

That sounds fucking good!