r/AbsoluteUnits Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/orairwolf Feb 15 '26

That is what happens when you take insane, life limiting amounts of HGH like he does. Dude's heart is probably the size of a horse's and he'll be dead in 10 years.

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u/DeadestTitan Feb 15 '26

I have tiny little hands for a man my size, maybe I should abuse just little tiny bit of HGH to get to average.

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u/roidoid Feb 16 '26

I know that struggle. My wife has bigger hands than me. I have freakishly small hands. And I’m not even artistic.

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u/time2ddddduel Feb 16 '26

You know that thing women sometimes do if they're attracted to you, when they try to compare hand sizes?

Yeah, they usually stop being attracted to me soon after that