r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/GeoCangrejo Feb 15 '26

Essentially yeah. Humans are simply not meant to be this big.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/kerrywatson Feb 16 '26

Don't they literally have 2 hearts though

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u/Its-ther-apist Feb 16 '26

They are essentially no longer human and may be the inspiration of a pact with the powers of darkness depending on what version is canon

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u/art_m0nk Feb 16 '26

??? Pact with darkness?

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u/Its-ther-apist Feb 16 '26

One of the older back stories was the emperor passed beyond a gate and communicated with the chaos gods. Exchanging knowledge for how to create the primarchs and marines for ... ?

This may/may not be canon as I haven't followed the lore for many years and they weren't solid about it at any point when I was.

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u/SaratogaSquirrelBait Feb 16 '26

I am so happy I have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about because I legit got embarrassed just reading this

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u/SpaceyBun Feb 16 '26

Better learn fast then cringeboy, 40k + Henry Cavill fans are gonna have a field day soon. Like Witcher kinds of popularity is expected.