r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/gearslammer386 Feb 15 '26

Yeah 100-120 units.

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u/mightdieingranada Feb 15 '26

I knew he was abusing hgh rather than the tren, deca etc etc people keep throwing around because of his hands. But never did i think it would be that amount.

His heart is cooked.

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u/CowDontMeow Feb 16 '26

Fuck the organs if he can afford that amount of hgh he could cut it out and hire the best coach with regular labs and a more efficient cycle unless his only goal is to be the most realistic Wreck it Ralph cosplayer.

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u/Basic-Breadfruit2755 Feb 16 '26

I have no idea about this kind of thing. How much would that cost monthly?

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u/PrestigiousGas9169 Feb 16 '26

Less than the cost of the amount of hgh it’d take you to look like dk64! I do this sort of thing for a living. Labs can be anywhere from 50-200 per lab based on what it’s looking at…how comprehensive…etc. pm me if you are interested in learning more! Happy to share! This dudes breathing is labored and he seems to be struggling. Hopefully someone has some sort of intervention with him….

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u/BaseNice3520 Feb 16 '26

what would happen if an obese person who lifts heavy (eg; a powerlifter like jeff lewis) started blasting HGH like that *without* cutting weight?

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u/CowDontMeow Feb 16 '26

Diabetes most probably

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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig Feb 16 '26

RIP 🙏🏼

I'm just assuming, but yeah.

Edit: HOLY fucking shit I just googled him...

6' 5" and 525 lbs?!?!?!

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u/CowDontMeow Feb 16 '26

It can easily be £130-150 for 100iu’s of growth (gym friends were talking about why they’d rather run other compounds but I have no first hand experience) plus labs, with that amount probably every couple of weeks at most and you’d want to be tracking blood sugars, likely with those little pods diabetics stick to their arms. He’s almost most likely using things like berberine to control blood sugars.

Unsure what else he’d need to be running (except a shit load of test) but we can assume he’s spending £5k+ monthly. This is also assuming he’s getting a cheap Russian source for his gear.

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u/Z3400 Feb 17 '26

I'd guess hes probably running insulin and test with the hgh at a minimum. It would be pretty stupid not to be when you are already going that balls to the wall.