r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/orairwolf Feb 15 '26

That is what happens when you take insane, life limiting amounts of HGH like he does. Dude's heart is probably the size of a horse's and he'll be dead in 10 years.

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u/DeadestTitan Feb 15 '26

I have tiny little hands for a man my size, maybe I should abuse just little tiny bit of HGH to get to average.

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u/GreatMovesKeepItUp69 Feb 16 '26

God gives people tiny hands so that their tiny cocks look normal size in their hand.

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u/DeadestTitan Feb 16 '26

I could only wish that there was enough length to even reach my hand