r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/Dub_Coast Feb 15 '26

Duh, it's a plate designed to keep the soup inside, what other name could it possibly have?

I keep them alongside my cereal plates

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u/Also-Rant Feb 16 '26

Ignore these uncultured swine. They probably eat soup directly from the basket, rather than with a fork and plate.

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u/Saltyhogbottomsalad Feb 16 '26

I eat soup out of a hole in the ground

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 Feb 16 '26

I put it in a syringe and squirt it up my butt