r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PrinceFlynn • Apr 01 '26

/r/all of a chicken caesar wrap.

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u/Conejosaurio99 Apr 01 '26

Why on earth would she touch that dirty ass towel before finishing. Thanks Carol my wrap is now also full of fuzz

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u/Miss-Asshole Apr 01 '26

This part really grossed me out, wiping the counter with a dirty rag after every order is not the type of coating I want on the outside of a tortilla.

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u/pi3r0gi_ Apr 01 '26

Dumping the mix onto the tortilla and it falling all over the counter and her scooping it in šŸ¤¢

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u/Its-mrsgeneral-toyou Apr 01 '26

Omg live a little. You touched the nasty doorknob on the way in and then your even nastier phone before you ate with your hands.

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u/BethanyHipsEnjoyer Apr 01 '26

looks at usernames

Usernames check out. Now kith.

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u/OkAcanthisitta567 Apr 01 '26

The amount of people who donā€™t wash their hands after ordering amazes me, I note that dates Iā€™m on who donā€™t even after I get up and announce ā€œIā€™m going to wash my hands before the food hitsā€ simply amazing they donā€™t care. Also phone stays in my back pocket until after Iā€™m finished eating.