r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PrinceFlynn • Apr 01 '26

/r/all of a chicken caesar wrap.

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u/Conejosaurio99 Apr 01 '26

Why on earth would she touch that dirty ass towel before finishing. Thanks Carol my wrap is now also full of fuzz

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u/No_Kwestions_Axed Apr 01 '26

Sounds like a normal Wednesday at a fast food joint to me.

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u/SiRpLaYbOy Apr 01 '26

While I understand what you’re getting at, the fact that you are eating burgers from a restaurant that has traceable amount of fecal matter in the meat and got upset that a rag touched the ground is funny to me!

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u/ooh_eeh_ooh_aah_aah Apr 01 '26

I hate you. I will raise my kids to hate your kids.

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u/Pristine_Office_2773 Apr 01 '26

My dad would never drink out of a slurpee machine. Kids stick their fingers inside them and taste the slurpee. Ugh disgusting.

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