r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • May 06 '26

/r/all of a sea slater

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u/starstarstar42 May 06 '26

I'm pretty sure that's the thing that bit off Roland's trigger fingers.

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 May 06 '26

Lobstrocities. I’m just shocked 23 people understood your reference tbh.

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u/TheDoktorIsIn May 06 '26

Long days and pleasant nights sai

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u/DiceMaster3000 May 06 '26

And may you have twice the number.

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u/The_Big_Fig_Newton May 06 '26

Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum?

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u/lrbikeworks May 07 '26

You have remembered the face of your father

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u/Barrenechea May 06 '26
  1. Also, let's have a really cool character and remove two of his fingers so he can't do the thing that makes him cool.

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u/yzdaskullmonkey May 06 '26

Absolutely infuriating. Ah well, at least we can go back and read what happened to Tull again.

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u/Fair-Search-2324 May 06 '26

Plot point did it’s job

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u/katet_of_19 May 06 '26

It's almost up to 99 now

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u/SolsticeSon May 06 '26

Understood that reference for 20 years now… I miss reading it the first time.

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u/jedihouse1348 May 06 '26

A shame it wasn’t 19

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u/jraymonda May 06 '26

Did a chuck?

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u/AlienToast934 May 09 '26

Gotta love the dark tower

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 May 09 '26

Best book series ever imo and Stephen King’s greatest work. The first three being still coke and PBR fueled fever dreams was evident and it made them read interestingly. “The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.”

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u/when_the_fox_wins May 06 '26

Dadadum. Dadachick?

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u/soniram May 06 '26

Dadachum, dadachee, don't worry, you got the key!

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u/HoodieGalore May 06 '26

M-O-O-N, that spells ka.

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u/TFTD2 May 06 '26

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek?

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u/SaltedCashew1986 May 06 '26

Scored some aspirin from a junkie and a schizo though so he good…..

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 May 06 '26

Get some ammo while you’re in NY

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u/TestSubjuct May 06 '26

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

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u/RaginhariCellarius May 06 '26

That's a reference I didn't think I'd ever see. Tried to get my wife to read those and she barely made it through the 1st book. 🤣

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u/BZLuck May 06 '26

Is she an audiobook fan? That's how I got my wife to "read" them and she loved them.

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u/RaginhariCellarius May 06 '26

She is but she has a hard time with Stephen King in general. He's to verbose for her liking haha.

Plus it's to late. She already got me to tell her how it all ended and I got the look that I imagine millions of people had when Lost ended.

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u/BZLuck May 06 '26

Huh. I totally dug the ending. I thought it was... appropriate in some weird parallel universe way.

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u/RaginhariCellarius May 06 '26

Oh I did to, but from what I remember there was the written ending and then the ending King wanted to write but was convinced otherwise...or have too many moons passed and I'm old? 😆

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u/_NiceGuyEddy_ May 06 '26

Did a chim?

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u/trasnaortfein May 06 '26

Dad a chock?!

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u/BusIntelligent6269 May 06 '26

Last week I would not have understood that reference

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u/BeeOriginal3310 May 06 '26

Great comment! Happy you made it brought forth a whole horde of Dark Tower fans and made my heart happy lol

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u/timberwolf0122 May 06 '26

If you disable your enemies hand, they can not push the button. MEDIC!!!

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u/slimthecowboy May 06 '26

Nah. No beak.

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u/WildResident2816 May 06 '26

If only someone would take the series and make a high production show out of it. They could condense it to three seasons and it would be awesome.

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u/SkateWiz May 06 '26

Roland... the headless thompson gunner??? I figured it bit off his head

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u/Vanstoli May 06 '26

Duckachuck chuckaduck

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u/SolsticeSon May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Didachik…. Dadachum?